Prime Cronus Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	640306	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7488
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	99
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Star Shards Collected:	136
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Crops Grown:	9000
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	2354
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!

CraftyPicsNoSOShowing

boudoir, Boundaries, Client, Commercial, Communication, CraftyPicsNoSOShowing, editing, fashion, MARRIED, NSFW, photographer, privacy, private pics, PROFESSIONAL, relationship, self-conscious, so, social media, Trust, water photoshoot, work

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1380	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Divine Spears Created:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6867
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key and secrets are kept safe! Just like this photographer who had to keep intimate photos private from their SO, we promise to keep your builds and treasures hidden from prying eyes.

Join us for the ultimate adventure, where you can explore hidden caves, build magnificent castles, and uncover mysterious secrets. Just like this photographer’s client who loved their edited photos, you’ll love the amazing creations you can make on our server.

So come on over and join us, where what happens in Minecraft stays in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own!

JarBreakerCraft

4 year old, accident, accidentally, ancient artifact, archaeology, Bronze Age, clumsy, cultural heritage, Damage, delicate, Exhibit, fragile, historical, jar, JarBreakerCraft, mishap, Museum, preservation, Priceless, SHATTERS, supervision needed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

lol join our epic minecraft server where you can break stuff without getting in trouble like this 4-year-old who shattered a whole bronze age jar at a museum oopsie daisy. come play with us and break all the things without any consequences cuz we’re cool like that. plus, who knows what ancient artifacts you might uncover while mining for diamonds. maybe you’ll find a cursed pickaxe that makes you mine faster but also turns all the pigs into creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, just like that clumsy toddler at the museum.

WisdomFutility Minecraft Server

acceptance, constrict, Deep thinking, enlightenment, existentialism, futility of wisdom, inner growth, introspection, life lessons, Minecraft, personal development, philosophy, Poison, realization, realization of futility, realization of truth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Throat, wisdom, WisdomFutility

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magic Items Found:	2961	New Chunks Explored:	538793
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where wisdom is valued over chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of having your throat constricted by poison while trying to navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. Who needs wisdom when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our twisted world!