PrimBurg Minecraft Servers

PrimBurg Minecraft Servers

  • Primland x PrimBurg Minecraft server

    Primland x PrimBurg Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7996
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 140 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 131
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 36

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    The PrimLand server was created by players BoBkiNN_ and PrimotOff. The main founder (PrimotOff) has his own YouTube channel. Our server has a whitelist, so to get on it, you need to submit an application on our website – http://primland.online

    Be sure to visit our discord server!

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  • Dust Settler Minecraft SMP

    Dust Settler Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5585
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your fellow players to take down a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples!

    But the real question is, are you ready to face the ultimate challenge? Can you defeat the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a flaming llama armed with a diamond sword? Only the bravest and craziest players dare to find out!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and unpredictable world. But remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPMineCraftRider

    SMPMineCraftRider
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 1809
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 New Chunks Explored: 424610
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 229 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Animals Bred: 15
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 18
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of getting stuck on the same boring bus ride every day? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own crazy transportation system! No more delays, just hop on your custom-built minecart and zoom past all the mobs trying to hitch a ride. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal in the Nether that leads straight to the nearest village, so you can avoid all those pesky zombie pigmen trying to steal your seat. Join us now and say goodbye to public transportation woes forever!

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  • OopsCraft – Because YOLO!

    OopsCraft – Because YOLO!
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4881
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your cozy little Minecraft world, when suddenly you get a message from a mysterious player inviting you to join their server. You think to yourself, “This is probably a terrible idea, but hey, why not? YOLO, right?”

    And boy, oh boy, were you in for a wild ride. As soon as you spawn into this server, you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, wearing a top hat and monocle. The admin, who goes by the name of Sir Clucksalot, welcomes you with a hearty “Bawk bawk, my good sir!”

    But that’s just the beginning. As you explore this wacky server, you come across a village populated entirely by llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They offer you protection in exchange for emeralds, and you can’t help but get sucked into their llama drama.

    And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They invite you to join them in their explosive dance moves, and you find yourself busting a move with these TNT-toting party animals.

    So, why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with quirky characters, ridiculous storylines, and unexpected surprises at every turn, then this is the server for you. Just remember to watch out for those llama mobsters and explosive creeper dance parties – things tend to get pretty wild around here!

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  • NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

    NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 2430
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

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    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

    if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

    so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

    Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4154
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2482 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

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    so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7080
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 504988
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3693
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Animals Bred: 73
    Zombie Dances: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisterHIPPACraft

    SisterHIPPACraft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 7812
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Buildings Constructed: 40

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

    Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

    Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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  • CatFactsMC SMP

    CatFactsMC SMP
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4531
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

    2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

    3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

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  • BlockyJerkzMC

    BlockyJerkzMC
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 9158
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 143 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

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