PRIMATES Minecraft Servers

Primates

  • CraftyPrimatePals

    CraftyPrimatePals

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MirrorCraft: PrimateVibes

    MirrorCraft: PrimateVibes

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this server where you can, like, see yourself in a mirror in minecraft. like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. you can, like, check yourself out before you go into battle with those creepers and skeletons. plus, like, mirrors are just super cool, man. you can practice your dance moves and make sure your armor is on point. so, like, join this server and be the coolest monkey in the jungle, cause mirrors are where it’s at, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

    BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

    we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

    so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrimateFaceDetectCraft

    PrimateFaceDetectCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

    MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • GayCraft: Where Animals Do It Better

    GayCraft: Where Animals Do It Better

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got animals doing some wild stuff that scientists ain’t even talking about! We got primates and other mammals getting down with their same-sex buddies like it’s nobody’s business. Join this server if you wanna witness some next level animal homosexual behavior that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the animal kingdom. It’s a real jungle out here, so come on and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

    ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LemurBallsCraft

    LemurBallsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

    join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

    come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BritsCraft LOLz

    BritsCraft LOLz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

    Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Monkeys Server: Where Monkeys Rule and Apes Drool. Join the LOLs and build your own blocky utopia! #monkeybusiness

    Crafty Monkeys Server: Where Monkeys Rule and Apes Drool. Join the LOLs and build your own blocky utopia! #monkeybusiness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to a wild and wacky Minecraft server where monkeys and apes reign supreme! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, here you can swing from tree to tree like a real jungle primate.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant gorilla as you battle against rival players in epic monkey warfare. Don’t worry about falling off, our apes are trained professionals (not really, but it’s more fun this way).

    But be careful, the monkeys have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the apes in a hilarious struggle for power. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our insane monkey vs. ape showdown? Remember, monkeys do NOT equal apes, so choose your side wisely for a wild Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the jungle!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP