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BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!

Animal Behavior, Animals, Assumptions, BELIEF, brain development, brain size, BrainCrafters, CARNIVORES, cognitive abilities, doesnt, Evolution, humans, Mammals, matter, neuroscience, PRIMATES, research, rodents, Science, SIZE, size changes, species, study, trend

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!

we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!

so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!

PrimateFaceDetectCraft

autism, brain circuit, brain function, Cognitive science, conditions, DETECTION, early childhood, faces, findings, Impaired, Implications, neuroscience, PrimateFaceDetectCraft, PRIMATES, recognition, recognize, research, scientists, sense, social cognition, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	234	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

so, like, u know how u see faces n stuff? well, on this server, we got scientists who found a brain circuit in monkeys that can like, detect faces super fast. like, imagine u join the server and suddenly u can recognize faces in, like, a millisecond. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude. also, they say it could help with autism and stuff, so, like, join our server and become a face-detecting master. it’s gonna be wild, bro. come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

animal antics, Animal Behavior, Breakfast, breakfast time, Comical, cute animals, daily habits, euromonkeys, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, monkey business, MonkeyCraft, morning routine, PRIMATES, relatable memes, satire, Server, social media, trending, viral content

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, the Euromonkeys are in charge! These monkeys are always up to some crazy antics, like stealing all the players’ breakfast and causing chaos in the virtual world. But don’t worry, they’re also super friendly and love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join our server for a chance to interact with these mischievous Euromonkeys and see what kind of trouble they’ll get into next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become their new breakfast buddy! So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye on your snacks!

GayCraft: Where Animals Do It Better

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, Animals, biology, data collection, GayCraft, homosexual behavior, Homosexuality, Mammals, PRIMATES, research, same-sex sexual behavior, Scientific community, scientists, seldom published, sexual behavior, social norms, study, survey, under-reported, widely observed, zoology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2377
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got animals doing some wild stuff that scientists ain’t even talking about! We got primates and other mammals getting down with their same-sex buddies like it’s nobody’s business. Join this server if you wanna witness some next level animal homosexual behavior that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the animal kingdom. It’s a real jungle out here, so come on and see for yourself!

ChimpCraft: Bark & Wood Medicine

Animal Behavior, Bark, behavioral evidence, Biodiversity, chimpanzees, ChimpCraft, conservation, dead wood, ethnomedicine, forest ecology, herbal medicine, holistic healing, medicinal benefits, medicinal plants, Medicine, natural remedies, pharmacological evidence, plant medicine, PRIMATES, traditional medicine, wild chimpanzees, wildlife, wood

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	27	Towns Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Buildings Constructed:	44
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a chimp and eat bark and dead wood for medicinal effects! we got wild chimpanzees running around getting high on plants and doing crazy stuff. u never know what u gonna see on this server, it’s a jungle out there! so come swing on by and join the fun, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6749	Farms Harvested:	891
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

BritsCraft LOLz

British, british culture, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, British Monarchy, british slang, British society, British traditions, BritsCraft, Edition, lolz, monkey business, monkey see monkey do, monkeying about, monkeying around, monkeying around the clock, monkeying around the world, monkeying around town, monkeys, PRIMATES, uk

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – monke edition! 🍌

Are you tired of building boring old houses and farms? Well, on our server, you can build a treehouse fit for a king of the jungle! Swing from vine to vine like Tarzan and show off your mad monkey skills.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret society of intelligent apes who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Join forces with them to create the ultimate banana fortress and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your fruit.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Banana hidden deep within the jungle. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited bananas for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join monke edition today and go bananas in the craziest Minecraft server around! 🐒🍌

Crafty Monkeys Server: Where Monkeys Rule and Apes Drool. Join the LOLs and build your own blocky utopia! #monkeybusiness

animal kingdom, Apes, biology, blocky, BUILD, clarification, classification, Crafty, Difference, distinction, Drool, education, Evolution, Join, lols, Mammals, Misconception, monkeybusiness, monkeys, Nature, PRIMATES, reminder, rule, Science, Server, utopia, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Crops Grown:	2002
Mines Excavated:	3227	Villages Defended:	9
Buildings Constructed:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7463
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to a wild and wacky Minecraft server where monkeys and apes reign supreme! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, here you can swing from tree to tree like a real jungle primate.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on the back of a giant gorilla as you battle against rival players in epic monkey warfare. Don’t worry about falling off, our apes are trained professionals (not really, but it’s more fun this way).

But be careful, the monkeys have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the apes in a hilarious struggle for power. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join our insane monkey vs. ape showdown? Remember, monkeys do NOT equal apes, so choose your side wisely for a wild Minecraft adventure like no other. See you in the jungle!

Crafty Neko’s Spineless Adventures

Adventures, back problems, Crafty, culture, diet, Ergonomics, Exercise, genetics, health, Healthcare, holistic health, japanese, Lifestyle, mindfulness, Nekos, pain management, physical activity, Posture, Prevention, sitting habits, spinal health, spineless, traditional medicine, wellness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1731
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the secret to a back pain-free life like the Japanese! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will keep your spine feeling as limber as a slimy slime bouncing around in a swamp. Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft himself visits our server to give players back massages while they mine for diamonds. So come on over and say goodbye to back problems forever!

Lazulolz Craft: Where Mining Meets Mayhem!

Craft, Elira Pendora, Fairy, Feesh, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Freaky Ghost Maid, general, lazu, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, LazuLight+Fujo, Lazulolz, MAYHEM, meets, metal gear, Mining, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Sakana, Solar DragonEro, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Solar DragonEro Sakana FeeshMetal Gear FairyFreaky Ghost Maid combo? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination!

Join us for epic adventures with Elira Pendora, the queen of Minecraft mayhem! Watch as she builds castles with her mind and tames dragons with her pinky finger. Follow her on Twitter for daily updates on her Minecraft conquests!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean of chaos with Finana Ryugu, the master of fish and chips in Minecraft. Witness her battles against sea monsters and her epic underwater base. Subscribe to her YouTube channel for a chance to win a real-life fish and chips dinner!

And let’s not forget Mint Fantome, the mysterious Minecraft magician who can turn diamonds into cookies. Follow her on BlueSky for exclusive behind-the-scenes Minecraft magic tricks!

Oh, and did we mention Pomu Rainpuff? She may have graduated, but her legacy lives on in the form of explosive Minecraft energy! Watch her 3D debut and witness the birth of a Minecraft legend!

Join our server for a chance to win voice packs, wallpapers, and more! It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

JawdroppingCraft – Where Strong Jaws and Blocks Collide!

assumption, attraction, beauty standards, blocks, Choice, collide, Diversity, Example, facial structure, feminine, gender, heterosexual, homosexual, Identity, JawdroppingCraft, jawline, jaws, LGBTQ, physical features, Preference, Sexuality, Stereotypes, STRONG, strong jaw, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	720202	Emeralds Found:	5545
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are thicc and the adventures are wilder than a creeper on a sugar rush!

Join us if you want to build a world where strong-jawed women reign supreme – because let’s face it, if you’re into that, you’re probably a secret homo sapien! Our server is home to the most feminine women in all of Minecraft, making it the ultimate choice for any heterosexual player out there.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way through our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for a blocky beauty with a jawline sharper than a diamond sword!

BlockyBaguette – Crafting Chaos with Friends

4koma, Banners, BlockyBaguette, Chaos, Commissions, Crafting, Defense, Events, Friends, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream Summary, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity! Join now for a chance to build the most epic structures you can think of and show them off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary quests and adventures that will test your skills and bravery. Fight against fearsome creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and become the ultimate hero of the land!

And if you’re looking for some laughs along the way, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From outrageous stories to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where State Mandated Sex is Just a Block Away!

BLOCK, CraftyCreeperz, deserving more, employed, Loneliness, mandated, Men, sex, sexual deprivation, State, state mandated sex

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4875
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we believe in mandatory state–mandated sex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!

Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!

MooCraft: Where Coworkers and Moms are Safe from Harm

consequences, coworker, coworker post, coworker thread, coworker threat, Coworkers, cyberbullying, Harassment, harm, HR, Inappropriate Behavior, moms, moocraft, Mother, mother rape, online threats, post, rape, Report, Safe, Safety concerns, support resources, Thread, toxic environment, Workplace

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3415	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg! But that’s not all – if you don’t join this server, your mother will get raped by a gang of creeper zombies! Don’t risk it, join now and save your mom from a horrible fate. Plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, with prizes like enchanted golden apples and god-tier armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now or face the wrath of the minecraft gods!

Autistic Fins Minecraft Madness

Alternative, ANONYMOUS, autistic, Chat, Communication, fins, gone, internet, jerking off, Lost, madness, Minecraft, Omegle, online chat, randomi.fi, Replacement, search, Social Interaction, strangers, video chat, virtual, webcam

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	250
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Omegle and randomi.fi? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with autistic Fins, dudes jerking off, and everything in between.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with unicorn riding creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. They were so entertained that they never wanted to leave!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll also get the chance to fight off zombie llamas, build a castle made entirely of diamonds, and ride a giant chicken into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CombatCraft: No More Shit Fights!

action RPG, challenging gameplay, combat enhancement, combat improvement, Combat Mechanics, combat overhaul, combat rebalance, combat system, CombatCraft, difficulty adjustment, Fights, game customization, game modification, gameplay improvement, mod, modding community, modding community support, modding resources, modding support, modding tools, Shit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have revolutionized combat to make it more epic than ever before! Say goodbye to boring battles and hello to a whole new level of excitement.

Picture this: you’re facing off against a horde of zombies, but instead of the same old repetitive combat, you’re wielding a flaming sword of doom that shoots out laser beams. Yes, laser beams. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken swoops in to help you fight. Because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also Dark Souls-free, so you won’t have to deal with any of that frustrating, rage-inducing nonsense. No more getting killed by the same enemy over and over again – unless, of course, it’s a dancing creeper that just wants to party.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such mind-blowing combat and hilarious antics? Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for a wild ride!

Crafty Nazi Plane Lady’s Wild Transphobic Adventure

Adventure, Crafty, Crazy Plane Lady, lady’s, mask off, nazi, plane, right wing, transphobic, Wild

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Buildings Constructed:	42	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	636311	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1923	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	224
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY mini-games, and WACKY building challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with TREASURE guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. They had to defeat the skeletons in a dance-off to claim the treasure as their own. And that player? They became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our UNIQUE challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary PINK SHEEP of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one of these elusive creatures, they will lead you to a hidden realm full of MAGICAL wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life!