Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!
Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!
our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.
ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.
IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, their trading deals are out of this world (literally, they have connections with alien villagers).
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the craziest evolution of players and villagers you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even evolve into a Minecraft god yourself.
