Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s where all da cool chimps and bonobos hang out to relieve social tension by rubbin’ their genitals! Like, who needs therapy when u can just hop on dis server and let it all out, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground club where the creepers throw lit parties. Trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u been on dis server, it’s a whole new level of insanity!
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Genital Rubbing Apes
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Chimp Pee Party – Evolutionary Minecraft
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got CHIMPANZEES peeing together!!! like wut even??? u can pee with ur homies and feel da deep evolutionary connection!!! pee party every day, join now and be part of da chimp pee revolution!!! 🐒💦 #PeeWithTheChimps #EvolutionaryPeeing
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FlaccidCraft: Rise of the Erectus
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be a part of da most epic adventures eva! we got dragons dat poop diamonds and zombies dat break dance when u kill em. u can even ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of spider silk.our server is so lit, even Homo erectus would be jealous cuz we make dem look like Homo flaccidus. come join us and become a legend in da land of blocky madness. plus, our admins are actual unicorns who grant wishes and give u unlimited cake.
so what u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! disco parties in da nether, skydiving off of creepers, and building a house out of exploding TNT. this server is da bomb, literally.
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SeaLionVsChimpzCraft
COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE THE WORLD IS SO BIG THAT THE CHANCES OF A SEA LION GETTING JUMPED BY CHIMPANZEES, OR SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY LIKE THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A POSSIBILITY.WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.
ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.
IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
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ZooHRPrimatesLOL
so, like, imagine this, right? the director of HR at a zoo, like, has this secret life where he’s, like, in charge of a bunch of primates on this, like, totally insane Minecraft server!you gotta join this server, man, because these primates are, like, super smart and they’ve built this whole crazy world with, like, banana trees and vine swings and stuff.
and get this, the director of HR is actually a monkey himself, but, like, he wears a suit and tie and pretends to be all professional and stuff. it’s, like, bananas, man!
so, if you wanna hang out with some cool primates and, like, swing from vines and stuff, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s, like, a jungle out there, but in Minecraft form!
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ChimpChat: Fast Conversations!
join dis minecraft server if u wanna talk to chimpanzees in fast-paced convos like humans do!!! our chimps have a response time of 120 milliseconds, just a lil slower than u!!! come chat with our chatty chimps and see if u can keep up with their banter!!! who knows, maybe u’ll learn some new slang or even teach them a thing or two!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bond with our brainy buddies!!! join now and get ready to lol at the hilarious convos that will ensue!!! 🐵🤣🙊 #ChimpChat #BanterWithBuddies #MinecraftMadness
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ChimpChatCraft
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got chimpanzees communicatin’ like humans up in dis bih! imagine talkin’ to a chimp while buildin’ ur epic castle, they be throwin’ gestures like nobody’s business. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft communication, fam. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda wildness anywhere else, so come join da fun and get ready for some serious monkey business! 🐒🤪 #chimpinainteasy #minecraftmadness
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CraftyPrimatePals
come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!
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MirrorCraft: PrimateVibes
so, like, imagine this server where you can, like, see yourself in a mirror in minecraft. like, whoa dude, that’s some next level stuff right there. you can, like, check yourself out before you go into battle with those creepers and skeletons. plus, like, mirrors are just super cool, man. you can practice your dance moves and make sure your armor is on point. so, like, join this server and be the coolest monkey in the jungle, cause mirrors are where it’s at, man.
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BrainCrafters: Size Doesn’t Matter!
come join dis epic minecraft server where we defy all logic and reason just like how dem primates, rodents, and carnivores be doin’ with their brain size changes. forget what you thought you knew about big animals havin’ big brains, cuz on dis server, we be breakin’ all da rules!we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!
so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!