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Monkey Sign Trip Craft

Altered States of Consciousness, Animal Behavior, animal testing, cognitive abilities, Communication, Craft, Curiosity, drug effects, ethical considerations, experiments, Hallucinations, language acquisition, mental health, MONKEY, natural psychedelics, primate intelligence, psychedelic effects, research, scientific exploration, sign, speak sign language, train monkeys, trip, Trips

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Potions Brewed:	60	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	3024	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE TRAINED MONKEYS SPEAKING SIGN LANGUAGE AND TRIPPING ON PSYCHEDELICS! YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE CRAZY ADVENTURES YOU’LL HAVE WITH OUR PRIMATES FRIENDS. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE CREEPERS, AND EXPLORE A WHOLE NEW WORLD WITH OUR PSYCHEDELIC MONKEYS BY YOUR SIDE. DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE, JOIN NOW!

CraftyPrimates

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, ape species, cognitive development., conservation efforts, CraftyPrimates, Endangered species, engineering skills, environmental education, INFANTS, jungle animals, orangutan behavior, primate intelligence, primate research, problem solving, rainforest ecology, rainforest habitat, Sumatran orangutans, tool use, wildlife conservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1179	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got Sumatran orangutans crafting like pros, man! Dey start building epic structures when dey still in diapers, no joke! Imagine swinging from tree to tree while building a dope treehouse with these orangutans, it’s lit, fam! Plus, dey got mad engineering skills, so you know you gonna see some crazy redstone contraptions and epic builds on dis server. Don’t miss out, join now and get in on the monkey business!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

Angry, asheville, Asheville period, biblical, city, Condemnation, divine anger, divine punishment, divine retribution, GOD, judgment, Minecraft, punishment, Religious, repentance, Retribution, Sin, smp, SPIRITUAL, Wrath, wrath of God, wrathful deity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

average man, average woman, Body, body composition, Chemicals, environmental impact, gender biology, gender differences, gender health, gender health differences, health, human body, man, metal, metal in body, Plastic, plastic in body, plastic pollution, Pollution, toxic substances, Toxins, WOMAN

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Emeralds Found:	9285
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7739
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

Creative, Join, lives, mature player community epic servers custom items quests shops money builders plot boss fights armor weapons terrain enchants cool people skinwalkers Java Bedrock version links, Network, Other, SKY, steal, Surviving, Today, torrent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crops Grown:	6244
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

Analysis, banter, blocky, confusion, Interpretation, Meaning, Minecraft, perplexing, puzzled, puzzled cat, puzzled dog, puzzled emoji, puzzled expression, puzzled face, puzzled gif, puzzled look, puzzled man, puzzled meme, puzzled person, puzzled woman, question.., Server, Unclear

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	4725
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Emeralds Found:	2614
Zombie Dances:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

actions, adorable, AdorbsGamerGirls, Behavior, charming, cute, delightful, endearing, Gestures, Girls, guys, habits, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Minecraft, reddit, smp, SWEET, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Potions Brewed:	178

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!