Primate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

Hands, challenge, ears, cognitive abilities, Wild baboons

come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

primate, Gorilla, Difference, Strongest, steve

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

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GorillaGainzCraft

gorilla workout, muscle power, animal fitness, strength, animal exercise

haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

SPENDING, sanctions, Conflict, CraftyPutinsMinecraftServer, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

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TalibanTakedownMC

Combat sports, Taliban restrictions, Afghan traditions, sports in Afghanistan, MMA fighters

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco made entirely out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doin’ the Macarena with a bunch of zombies.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary treasure hunt? Rumor has it that if you find the golden pickaxe hidden in the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all the creepers into fluffy bunnies.

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and steal all the cake!

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CarFlyingCraft

Technology, Transportation, Mechanics, air travel, futuristic

lol ok so like imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u find out that humans are not technically touching, so that means cars must technically be flying. like what even is that logic? but on our server, anything is possible, even cars flying around like magic carpets. join us for the most mind-blowing and hilarious minecraft experience ever. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where llamas are the DJs and creepers are the bouncers. trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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PulseCraft: No Premature Blocks

premature ejaculation, mens health, Symptoms, pulsecraft, sexual wellness

hey u! r u tired of cummin too soon in minecraft? well, do i have the server for u! our high-intensity interval training will help u last longer in bed… i mean, in the game! men with better attention regulation and those with larger increases in heart rate after sex… i mean, after mining, tend to have fewer premature ejaculation symptoms… i mean, respawning too quickly! so come join us and last longer in the game… i mean, in bed… i mean, in minecraft!

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LesbianBFFSavesMe Minecraft Server

reisen inaba, Vulnerability, empowerment, Connection, Lesbian

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with your ultimate BFF and conquer the pixelated world together!

Imagine exploring the mines with your new bestie, discussing the latest drama in the virtual village, and building the most fabulous rainbow castle anyone has ever seen. With our Resein Inaba Udonge Edition, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are guaranteed to be wild!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the lesbian BFF bonding begin! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden emotions along the way.

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GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

guessing game prize, Game, guess, Liberian, challenge

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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StepDadDramaCraft

marriage counseling, lying.., family conflict, stepfamily, family unity

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations about divorce? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape into a world where you don’t have to pretend to be someone’s sibling just to keep the peace.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually want to be your friend, not just because they’re pressured by their stepdad. No more awkward promises to pretend to be someone’s brother or sister – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a fake sibling when you have a whole community of players ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any forced family ties holding us back!

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