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  • Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

    Baboon Laser Tag Challenge
    come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

    our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

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  • Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

    Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition
    So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

    Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

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  • GorillaGainzCraft

    GorillaGainzCraft
    haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

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