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  • Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

    Baboon Laser Tag Challenge

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where the baboons are wild and the reflections are confusing! watch as these crazy baboons try to figure out who the heck is that in the mirror! they can’t even recognize themselves, let alone build a decent house in minecraft!

    our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you watch the baboons run around in circles trying to catch their own tails! and don’t even get us started on the laser marks – those baboons have no clue what’s going on when they see them on their faces and ears! it’s pure chaos, and it’s hilarious!

    so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, come join us! we promise you’ll have a blast watching these clueless baboons try to navigate their way through the game. who needs self-awareness when you’ve got baboons in minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

    Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

    Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GorillaGainzCraft

    GorillaGainzCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

    WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

    Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

    DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

    So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

    Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

    Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

    KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

    CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

    CraftyBrains: Where Mining Diamonds Makes You Smarter!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and become a genius overnight! Our magical Minecraft world will make you smarter, like a Minecraft Einstein! Say goodbye to boring real life and hello to endless fun in our server. You’ll be having so much fun, you’ll forget all about watching porn! So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your life in ways you never thought possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP