Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

Abilities, animal, Average, Cognitive, comparison, Difference, disparity, Edition, Evolution, Gorilla, Hierarchy, Human, INTELLECT, intelligence, Mental, most intelligent, person, Physical, primate, steve, strength, Strongest

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

GorillaGainzCraft

Animal Behavior, animal exercise, animal fitness, animal strength, animal training, Exercise, Gorilla, gorilla muscles, gorilla strength, gorilla workout, GorillaGainzCraft, muscle development, muscle power, Physical fitness, primate, primate fitness, strength, strong animals, weight training, weightlifting, wildlife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crops Grown:	3410	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

haha ok so like imagine if a gorilla was like pumping iron and getting all swole like bro do you even lift? that’s basically what this server is like but instead of gorillas it’s like minecraft characters getting all buff and stuff. you gotta join this server if you wanna be like a super strong gorilla but in minecraft form. like imagine punching a tree and it just explodes into a million pieces, that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server. plus, there’s like this secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world and you gotta stop them with your super strength. so yeah, join this server if you wanna be a buff minecraft gorilla and save the world from evil chickens. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

Super Psychic Policeman Chojo #35 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. And instead of being mad, we all just grabbed some forks and had a delicious feast! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

FriendshipFiasco Minecraft Server

age difference, baby shower, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipFiasco, group dynamics, hurt feelings, immigrant experience, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal boundaries, public confrontation, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social norms, Understanding, women-only party

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us and meet our group of friends, including Sabrina, the youngest rebel of the bunch who always stirs up trouble.

Experience the thrill of organizing virtual baby showers and dealing with in-game husbands who just can’t handle the party scene. Witness emotional kitchen breakdowns, comforting sessions, and passive-aggressive accusations in the hallways.

Don’t miss out on the chance to send foot-long texts about hurt feelings after a virtual party, because here on our server, every action has consequences – even in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So come on in, and let the virtual drama begin!

SisOutPayRentCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, city, college, Communication, Condo, demanding, family, Job, living situation, move out, pay rent, relationship, Rent, SisOutPayRentCraft, sister, spare bedroom, STUDENT, taken advantage

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Votes:	6675	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict policy against freeloading family members! Join us and never worry about your boyfriend’s sister moving in and never leaving again, rent-free. We offer a virtual world where you can kick out unwanted guests with just a click of a button!

Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being taken advantage of by family members who just won’t leave. Join us and unleash your inner landlord as you demand rent from all those pesky siblings who think they can mooch off of you forever.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Calculating Landlord” rank, where you can show off your skills in evicting unwanted guests with style. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re being too calculating – on our server, it’s a badge of honor!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and show that freeloading sister who’s boss. Join us today and start demanding rent from all those who dare to overstay their welcome. It’s time to take back control of your virtual home – one eviction at a time!

TimeWarp SMP: Back to LOLz!

ancient civilizations, historical destinations, historical exploration, lolz, past adventures, smp, time machine, time travel, time travel adventure, time travel destinations, time travel discussion, time travel dream, time travel experience, time travel fantasy, time travel hypothetical, time travel imagination, time travel journey, time travel possibilities, time travel question, time travel scenario, time travel speculation, timewarp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5770
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	4743	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Join us on this wacky server where you can go back in time to witness epic battles, explore ancient civilizations, or even prank your past self! Want to see dinosaurs up close or party with cavemen? This is the place for you! So hop on board our time-traveling rollercoaster and join us for the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

HateEatingBroccoli

culinary dislikes, DISLIKES, food aversions, food dislikes, food preferences, HateEatingBroccoli, least enjoyed meals, least favorite condiments, least favorite cuisine, least favorite desserts, least favorite dishes, least favorite drinks, least favorite flavors, least favorite food, least favorite food items, least favorite fruits, least favorite ingredients, least favorite snacks, least favorite spices, least favorite vegetables, least liked dishes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and adventure! Join us if you hate broccoli because we’ve banished all broccoli from our virtual world – no more pesky green trees to ruin your view! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who are always up for a good time. So come on down and join us for a potato party like no other!

HezbollahCraft: Trojan Horse Raid

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	8261	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: a server where u can ride on flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle giant chickens with laser eyes!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can explore a secret underground world filled with treasure chests and magical unicorns. u can even team up with a squad of ninja turtles to take down the evil creeper king!

why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: this server is actually a trojan horse disguised as a Hezbollah base. that’s right, u will be infiltrating the enemy’s stronghold while having the time of ur life!

so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life! but shh, don’t tell anyone about the secret mission. it’s top secret, just like the time i accidentally turned my pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. oopsies!

Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

anti-inflammatories, antidepressants, Craft, cytokine signaling, Depressed, depression, Edition, immune, immune modulation, immune response, immune system activation, immune-targeting treatments, inflammation, inflammatory markers, inflammatory pathways, major depressive disorder, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, novel therapies, personalized medicine, psychiatric disorders, treatment options, treatment resistance

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

Helios: The Yawn – Where you can pretend to be someone else with mods, plugins, and Greek mythology…if you’re not too tired

Age Progression, Architecture, Balanced Economy, Curseforge, Gods, Greek, Helios, Infrastructure, join Discord, MCMMO, Minecolonies, Modded, Modpack, Mods, mythology…if, Nations, player-engagement, Plugins, PRETEND, Pyrofishing, RAM, Serene Seasons, SiegeWar(s), Space Travel, Supplementaries, Technology, tired, Towns, voice chat, yawn, Youre

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Helios Minecraft Server Overview

Your favorite Plugins	Mixed with your favorite Mods
McMMO	MineColonies
Towny	Serene Seasons
PyroFishing	Voice Chat
SiegeWar(s)	Supplementaries
Balanced Economy

This server offers a roleplay-based Age Progression system where different Ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Players can influence how these Ages unfold and the server emphasizes player engagement through building, surviving, and creating governments.

Join our Discord for more information: Link to Discord

Direct Modpack link: Link to Modpack

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What makes Helios different from other Minecraft servers?	Helios combines mods and plugins to offer a unique gameplay experience, with a focus on player engagement and a roleplay-based Age Progression system.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord for more information on how to join the server. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate 4GB of RAM.
What are some key features of the server?	Key features include McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, balanced economy, MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, and more.

Holy Fuck Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Poof, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? You got it!

– The entire server is made out of candy! That’s right, you can mine through layers of chocolate, build houses out of gingerbread, and swim in rivers of caramel. Just make sure not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

– Our server has a secret underground society of ninja villagers who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat. You’ll be able to sneak up on creepers and zombies like a pro, and no mob will stand a chance against your ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t be bored anymore.

Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

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