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Blocky Vaccine Trials

Bacteria, blocky, C. difficile, clinical trial, Disappointment, efficacy trial, Failed, gastrointestinal, Healthcare, infection, Medical, pharmaceuticals, phase 3, Prevention, primary endpoint, research, Results, study, Treatment, Trials, vaccine, well tolerated

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5407	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crops Grown:	9794
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5972
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	118	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7235
Chimeras Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	630303
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1044	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.