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CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Items Found:	2730	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Items Found:	2904
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7266
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	187	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Alien Abductions:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crops Grown:	6061	Farms Harvested:	772
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	1816	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!