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Woke Minecraft SMP: Is Foot Fag Pandering Cool?

Cool, fag, fetish, fetish community, fetish culture., fetishism, fetishist, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic desires, fetishistic inclinations, fetishistic interests, fetishistic practices, fetishistic preferences, fetishistic tendencies, fetishization, fetishizing, foot, footfag, kink, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pandering, Sexualization, smp, Woke

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	3833	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest place to be! We have a strict “no footfag pandering” policy because we believe in equality for all body parts. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama farmers who are plotting to take over the server with their adorable but deadly army of llama warriors. Join us if you dare, but beware of the llama uprising!

NephewDebtReckoning Minecraft Server

anger, Behavior, BETRAYAL, Communication, Expectation, family, financial struggle, installment, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, nephew, NephewDebtReckoning, new york, payment, relationship, Repayment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Struggle, Support, third world, Trust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1018	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Crops Grown:	1273	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of lending money to your nephew, only to have him ghost you for two years straight! Will he ever pay you back? Will you have to resort to in-game extortion tactics to get your virtual cash back? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of confronting your nephew in-game and demanding your money back like a true boss. Will he finally cave and start making those sweet, sweet payments? Or will he continue to dodge you like a pro Minecraft player dodges creepers? The choice is yours!

Join our server now and get ready for the most intense family drama you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Who needs soap operas when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a loan shark’s paradise!

DisabilityCraft: No Guilt Dates!

ableist, age difference, AGGRESSIVE, assertive, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Dates.., DATING, disability, DisabilityCraft, ENGAGEMENT, Guilt, karaoke night, Manipulation, people pleaser, Respect, social norms, wheelchair

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Dragon Eggs Found:	4278
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring karaoke nights where the only drama is who sings off-key the most? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon!

Picture this: a wheelchair-bound player named Warren who will stop at nothing to win your heart (or at least a date). He’ll offer you virtual drinks, flirt shamelessly, and even pull the disability card to try and woo you. Will you accept his advances or shut him down like a pro?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about ableism, social norms, and the ethics of rejecting someone in a virtual world. Will you be the voice of reason or the instigator of chaos?

Join our server now and experience the wildest social experiment since that time someone built a rollercoaster out of TNT. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable decision-making. Don’t miss out!

HackLifeSMP – What’s Yours?

advice, daily routine, Effectiveness, efficiency, HackLifeSMP, Improvement, life hack, organization, personal development, productivity, self improvement, self-care, shortcuts, simplification, small life hack, success, swear by, Time management, Tips, Tricks, wellness, whats

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ores Mined:	4928
Villages Defended:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of a place where you can build epic structures, battle dangerous mobs, and prank your friends with TNT traps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their crazy antics and epic builds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure that only the bravest players can uncover. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that will lead you to a land of infinite riches and danger.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky server!

RedditRageCraft

creepy, Disturbing, disturbing comments, disturbing content, disturbing encounters, disturbing experiences, disturbing images, disturbing posts, disturbing stories, disturbing subreddits, disturbing videos, Gore, graphic, Horror, NSFW, reddit, RedditRageCraft, Shocking.., Terrifying, Traumatizing, unsettling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Buildings Constructed:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Have you ever seen a llama riding a creeper while doing the floss dance? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs flying on jetpacks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

GeorgianGamerz Minecraft Server

Caucasus region, Conflict, criticism, current affairs, Democracy, democracy movement, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, georgia, Georgian people, GeorgianGamerz, Government, international relations, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, President Zourabichvili, pro-Russia stance, public opinion, ruling party, Server, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol so like this minecraft server is like the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz like the president of Georgia is blasting the ruling party for being too pro-Russia, like what even is that?! u gotta come to our server cuz we’re all about that anti-Russia vibe, we even have a secret underground bunker where we plot to take down all the pro-Russia players, it’s wild man. plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, it’s like a magical wonderland. so come join us and let’s overthrow the ruling party together, one block at a time. #downwithRussia #MinecraftRevolution

UNcraftyNetty’sWorld

chief, Conflict, Crisis, danger, diplomatic relations, funding, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, letter, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, palestine, Peacekeeping, political tensions, refugee agency, SECURITY, Support, UN, UNcraftyNettysWorld, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz, like, UN chief wrote a letter to Netanyahu saying our server is in danger, like, WHAAAAT?! that’s, like, so cray cray, right? u gotta come save us from the evil clutches of danger and stuff. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. so, like, come join us and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Aging Mice Accelerate Ovary

ABT-263, Accelerate, age-related diseases, aging, aging process, animal models, anti-aging treatment, cellular senescence, experimental research, fertility decline, Healthspan, hormonal changes, LIFESPAN, Longevity, Menopause, Mice, older female mice, ovarian aging, ovarian function, Ovary, pharmacological intervention, reproductive health, Senescence, senolytic drug

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land where u can build ur dreams and fight off creepers like a boss. but wait, there’s more! on dis server, we got senolytic drug ABT-263 dat accelerates ovarian aging in older female mice, like wut even is dat? who cares, it’s freakin awesome! so come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history. trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and awesomeness, den u might regret it. but seriously, join us now and let’s have a blast together!

Fartingwind [smp] – Where every breeze is a little too final.

armor, breeze, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, custom wild loot tables, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Fartingwind, FINAL, minecraft server, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, pvp combat, Quests, rules, smp, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3803
Potions Brewed:	121	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Finalwind Minecraft Server

Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools, and expands on content by adding things like daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.1

Check out our website: https://www.finalwindserver.com/

Check out our Discord: discord.finalwindserver.com

Check out our trailer: https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What sets Finalwind apart from other Minecraft servers?	Finalwind offers custom items, events, quests, clans, and an economy system to provide endless content for players.
Are there any rules on Finalwind?	The main rule is no cheating to maintain the skill in player versus player combat.
Can I join Finalwind on any Minecraft version?	Finalwind server is currently on version 1.21.1.
How can I stay updated with Finalwind news and events?	You can visit our website or join our Discord server to stay connected.

Balkan Block Party Minecraft Server

10/10, Adventure, balkan, BALKANS, best in Balkans, BLOCK, culture, Destination, Europe, Exploration, Hidden Gem, landmarks, Minecraft, must see, Party, perfect, Rating, Server, SightSeeing, top destination, Tourist, travel, travel goals, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the Balkans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas have built the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, from llama-shaped castles to llama-themed roller coasters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who have sworn to protect all players from creepers and zombies. They will swoop in and save the day whenever you’re in trouble, all while cracking hilarious jokes and doing backflips.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical forest where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just ask a unicorn, and they’ll hook you up.

So come join us on this 10/10 Minecraft server in the Balkans, where llamas rule, ninja turtles protect, and unicorns grant wishes. You won’t regret it, trust us.