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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6896 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 5011 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
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