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Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ores Mined:	3269
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9849
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2199	Dimension Hops:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3877	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2074

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Falling into the Void:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Votes:	3516
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crops Grown:	2806
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6764	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.