Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace chaos and hilarity at every turn!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition, where players compete to create the most extravagant toilet in all of Minecraft.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny” that grants its wielder the power to turn all sheep into llamas.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Just remember, when you enter our server, be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking needs!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of hilarious post bois who are always ready to goon it up with you. Need a break from building? No problem! Our server is full of crazy mini-games and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the coolest players hang out, telling the wildest stories and sharing the dankest memes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the LOLs begin!
Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking creepers who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of explosive creatures.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo. That’s right, we actually tame Ender Dragons and ride them like bucking broncos. It’s a wild ride, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you want to enter our server, you have to swallow it. Don’t ask questions, just trust us on this one. Happy mining!
Are Mexican-American women goated? Well, on our Minecraft server, they sure are! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes where you’ll encounter fierce warrior queens, expert builders, and taco-loving redstone wizards. Our community is as spicy as a jalapeño margarita, with events like llama rodeos, salsa dance-offs, and piñata parties. So come on down and see for yourself why our Mexican-American women are the true MVPs of the blocky world! Viva la Minecraft! 🌮🎉🇲🇽
Are you tired of being called out for not being “white enough”? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with 100% DNA from specific countries! That’s right, if you don’t fit the bill, you can kiss your chances of joining goodbye.
But don’t worry, once you’re in, you’ll be treated like royalty! We have exclusive events like the “Purebred Parade” where players show off their superior genetics. Plus, our custom-built spawn area is designed to make non-whites feel uncomfortable and out of place.
So why wait? Join our server today and finally feel the validation you’ve been craving. Because remember, if you’re not pure, you’re just embarrassing yourself.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a tea party with the Queen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding crumpets, zombie butlers, and a secret underground lair where the ghost of Henry VIII likes to hang out.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that if you build a replica of Big Ben out of diamond blocks, the server will transform into a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s show England that Minecraft can be a whole lot crazier than tea and crumpets!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, “She is the superior sister,” things are anything but serious!
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun! Our server is run by the most fabulous sister duo you’ll ever meet – they’re so fabulous, even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Rumor has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a diamond hoe and a pet chicken named Clucky.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored sheep that drop Skittles instead of wool to flying pigs that shoot bacon at unsuspecting players, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon.
So why should you join “She is the superior sister” Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted diamonds? Trust us, once you experience the madness and mayhem of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!
Welcome to the most phallic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we cater to the most exclusive group of players – the Penisexuals.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure shaped like a giant penis. Players have searched high and low for this elusive phallic prize, but only the bravest and most skilled Penisexuals have ever laid eyes on it. Will you be the next lucky player to uncover this majestic member?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of pixelated dildos. From rainbow-colored dongs to glow-in-the-dark vibrators, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to collect them all and become the ultimate Dildo Master.
So come join us on Penisexual, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your virtual schlong). See you on the server, fellow Penisexuals!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!
fun smp for you and your friends to join to and hangout this smp also Includes donation perks. join have fun rank up!pvp and xp farms are also being made
Hello l have always wanted to have a Minecraft server like hypixel and other amazing servers so l made my server and l invited some of my friends to play and we play on it everyday but we want more people there is PVP and other good things. its a survival only server and a diamond only server as well you can have a Netherite pickaxe and shovel NOTHING ELSE ITS ONLY diamond anyway please join the server and give it some love we also have discord server so like we can all talk and have some fun. PLEASE DONT BREAK ANY RULES THERE IS NO CHEATING NO HACKING NO DEDOSSING OR ANY BAD HACKS OR ANY HACKS IN GENREAL IF YOU DO HACK YOU WILL GET PERM BANNED! but other than that you will have such a fun time GOODBYE ill see you soon! 🙂
This is a small project for friendly classic survival with a small number of plugins, several mini-games, a pure anarchy mode, a mode with a tech-space mod, and a SkyBlock mode.
In the classic survival mode, beginners are given a small kit to start the game. Spawn protection radius is 60 blocks. Random teleportation is limited to a radius of 4500 blocks from the center of the world. Players can create 3 home points and 3 private points with a volume of up to 100k blocks. There is a store and sale of basic materials, as well as the purchase of high-level enchantment items. In addition, there is an enchanted table at spawn where you can change the required experience level from 1 to 30 using an easy-to-operate mechanism.The donation store and website are available at the link: https://valermc.easydonate.ru/
Available mini-games and the number of arenas on them:
For winning mini-games you can get resources that are useful for classic survival or game currency.
In anarchy mode there are no privates, no rules (except for cheats), there is only teleportation to a random point on the first entry or death without a bed.
Modded mode consists of a server with Fabric 1.20.1 core without plugins.
The following main mods are used:
-Ad Astra
– Applied Energetics 2
– TechReborn
– Travelers Backpack
– Journeymap
– Flan
The link to the mods is available for download from Google Drive:
This brand new semi-vanilla server hosts a bunch of features, a fun and outgoing community, experienced and involved staff members, and more!
= Features =
– Essential commands: Economy, /tpa, /sethome and more!
– Multiplayer tweaks like sleeping optimizations and anti-Enderman grief!
– Custom resource pack with several icons!
– Experienced staff (9+ years!)
– Much more to come!
A very Fun and Friendly Community and Gaming Network for all activities and audiences !! we are a New and Welcoming Community and have just set-up a bunch of Premium grade Minecraft Servers. We are looking for talent and players of all kinds! we have a discord and offer premium ranks for supporters at our store. Be Safe and Respectful and Please, Enjoy your stay at the Playgrounds!
We offer a wide variety of custom features to make your OP Prison experience the best it can be, we are constantly implementing new/suggested features to make the game feel fresh!