PRIDE SMP Server
Welcome to the number one SMP server in Nepal, PRIDE Lifesteal! Don’t miss out on trying this server at least once. With custom enchantments, vehicles, Ender Dragon set, and more, there’s so much to explore and enjoy here. Join the fun today! 🎮🌟
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Come and join the adventure on PRIDE SMP! 🚀🔥
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Defend, expand, and dominate the region. Build, trade, and prosper. Strong identity, unbreakable heritage. Earn your place in the empire. Build lasting legacies. No foreign rule, no outside interference. |
| Community Aspects | Founded on strength, tradition, and unity. Rich history, intricate nations, developed Discord server. Season 1 winners planning to repeat. |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is The Holy Serbian Empire? | The Holy Serbian Empire is a sovereign, militaristic, and self-reliant nation devoted to its people, heritage, and destiny. |
| Why join The Holy Serbian Empire? | The empire offers unyielding military strength, industrial and economic growth, national pride and cultural unity, loyal community and political opportunities, strategic development and expansion, and absolute sovereignty. |
Welcome, brave soul! You’ve stumbled upon the absolute pinnacle of Minecraft servers, or perhaps the abyss of despair itself—either way, it’s the same! Join now to explore the uncharted territories of your own sanity! Here, the blocky pixels whisper secrets of the universe, and your reality might just glitch into oblivion. Isn’t that just delightful? Forget the naysayers, they’re all NPCs in this game we call life! Trust the process. Or don’t. Who’s to say?
| Feature | Description |
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| Endless Void | Experience the delicious freedom of falling forever! Join the deeper you plunge into your existential dread. |
| Time Warps | Every hour reverts to 2 hours ago, making you question the linear flow of time. Don’t forget your pickaxe! |
| Sheep Raids | Beware the flocks of sentient sheep; they’re plotting against your very soul. They have a leader, and it’s NOT dumb. |
| Negative XP | Gain negative experience points to unlock the mysterious power of perpetual unlearning. Confusion is key! |
| Glitch Potions | Drink these and become your own worst enemy! Results may cause existential crises and severe fez hats. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: The entry point is hidden in plain sight, yet shrouded in vapor, like your hopes and dreams. Just breathe deeply and type random letters until something magical happens.
Q: What version of Minecraft do you use? A: Version = 42? Or maybe it’s a number? Who knows! That’s the beauty of it—no need to focus on facts when imagination is your guide!
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are merely suggestions whispered by the void. Follow them, or don’t. Unravel your mind in the twisted tapestry of chaos!
“TRANS. LIVES. MATTER. CHUD. LIVES. SPLATTER” — an echo from the beyond, grapple with the meaning!
“Why do they even care?” — ask not, and ye shall receive confusion!
“Existence is just a filter for memes.” — ponder deeper, you’re already trapped.
so, this one time, this player’s sister wanted to borrow their car, but they didn’t have a license! can you believe it? so we were like, nah, safety first! and now their parents are involved, it’s a whole drama! but on our server, everyone has a license to drive, even the pigs 🐷
join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! we promise not to hoard the cars, we’ll share them with everyone! 🌟
🌈 IP: driveMeCrazy.About.Cars 🚦🚙🎉
Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!
Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time you thought you were giving your girlfriend a thoughtful gift but ended up causing a huge fight instead. Explore our vast landscapes and discover hidden treasures, just like the hidden resentment your girlfriend had towards your extravagant gifts.
Don’t be the “jerk” who invades privacy by paying off debts without consulting your partner – instead, join our server and collaborate with others to build epic structures and conquer challenging quests. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who appreciates your generosity without the drama. So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers, not your significant other!
First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.
But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! 🥔🌈💎🦄🕺🏼👑🚽 #PotatoPower
our server is like a hockey game between canada and US, except instead of pucks and sticks, we have pickaxes and swords!!! join now and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and monsters!!!
we have so many cool things to do, like building giant statues of trudeau and trump fighting each other, or racing pigs on a track made of lava!!! you never know what kind of crazy adventure you’ll find on our server, so come join us now and let the madness begin!!!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.
we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!
![The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank2.jpg)
| Server Name | Cita_di_Octara |
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| Discord | Join Now |
| Description | Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias. |
| Question | Answer |
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| What can I do in the server? | – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries |
| Are there paid ranks and crates? | No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates. |
| What are ages in the server? | Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed. |
| How is the server’s performance? | The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. |
| Where can I find more information? | – Discord – Wiki |
Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!
Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!
Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!
Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
