PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	1430	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	5670	Emeralds Found:	2732
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MomSisSTFUcraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	104872
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

arts and crafts, Cooking, CraftySMP, Creative pursuits, diy projects, FITNESS, gardening, hobbies, leisure activities, meditation, MoreHobbyTime, Music, outdoor adventures, Painting, Passion projects., personal interests, photography, reading, Time management, Traveling, Wishful thinking, Writing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	175
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Votes:	7630
Runes Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

BlockBusterFlopz

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	7424	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

JSOWCraft: Biden’s Aid

aid, arms sales, biden, Bidens, defense assistance, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JSOW munitions, JSOWCraft, long-range munitions, military aid, military assistance, military support, missile technology, national security, strategic partnership, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US support, Usa, weapons supply

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

so, like, this server is totally lit, bruh. we got like, long-range JSOW munitions and stuff. biden himself said it, man. like, we’re gonna blow stuff up in minecraft like never before. join us if you wanna see explosions and chaos everywhere. it’s gonna be epic, dude. come join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again, yo!

Sunlit DreamCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

do you know what else improves sleep quality? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, DUH.

imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream house in the game, when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing diamonds at you. yes, DIAMONDS.

or how about this: you’re exploring a mysterious cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. they’re all wearing sunglasses and grooving to some sick beats.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? yep, you heard that right.

so why waste your time basking in the morning sunlight when you could be living out these epic adventures on our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

WanMC: Where chaos meets pretend seriousness and a sprinkle of plain vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

WanMC Minecraft Server

Overview

WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay. We welcome all types of players, whether you’re a master redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper. Join our friendly and fun community now!

Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is WanMC?	WanMC is a vanilla semi-anarchy server with some roleplay elements.
Who is welcome to join WanMC?	All players are welcome, whether you’re a redstoner, roleplayer, or pvper.
How can I join WanMC?	Join our Discord server using the invite link provided above.
Is WanMC a friendly community?	Yes, WanMC is known for its friendly and welcoming community.

Kamala’s Victory Minecraft Server

Draft, election, equality, feminism, Gen Xers, gender dynamics, generation gap, international relations, Israel, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, military service, Minecraft, Politics, power, PRAYER, Server, Social Issues, Victory, women in politics, young voters, zoomer boys, Zoomette pussy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2480
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Polish Post About Minecraft SMP

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, germany, global affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, Polish, Politics, post, proliferation, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, smp, united nations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	992
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a crazy mix of players from Poland, Russia, Germany, and even Iran’s nuclear program (yes, you read that right)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our Poland players are known for their epic potato farms that can feed an entire village for days. The Russian players are experts at building giant vodka distilleries that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the German players – they have created a massive autobahn system in the game that will make your head spin!

But the real kicker is our players from Iran’s nuclear program. They have the ability to create explosive TNT cannons that can take down any base in seconds. So if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, come join us now!

CraftyQueersMC

alcohol, Boundaries, Breakup, career, Cheating, clubbing, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyQueersMC, Drinking, living situation, Maturity, partying, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, VALUES, work party

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunken work party dare? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you and your girlfriend are at a party, things are getting wild, and suddenly her gay male colleague plants one on her! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…or is it? Join our server to experience the drama and chaos firsthand!

Just like how you confronted your girlfriend about the kiss, confront your enemies in epic battles on our server. Show them who’s boss and claim victory!

And just like how you paid for your girlfriend’s taxi home, we’ll take care of you on our server with amazing perks and rewards. You won’t want to leave…unlike your girlfriend who had to leave the party early.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a party like no other! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

RayOfHope SMP: Living for the Moments

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a ray of hope in the blocky world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players can ride.

Looking forward to something? How about our weekly “Llama Llama Dance Party” where all players must wear llama costumes and boogie down until the sun comes up. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance.

Life feeling a little dull? Not on our server! We have a secret quest where players must find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining power. But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of rainbow sheep armed with enchanted swords.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Life is worth living when you’re part of our crazy blocky community!

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