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TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, Enjoy, enjoy the minor leagues, even, fraction, fuck, fuck this rotting piece, fuck this rotting piece of garbage, Garbage, Hope, Isnt, leagues, Minecraft, MINOR, minor leagues, Piece, prick, Rotting, rotting piece of garbage, smp, star, star copeland, yeah

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	915912
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server

#1, #economy class, 000 AU$, aita, Asshole, Budget, comfort, DUBAI, earbuds, flying, fourteen hour flight, honeymoon, HONEYMOONERS, Incident, Melbourne, Minecraft, newlyweds, nuptials, pay difference, premium economy seat, prick, sale, Seat, Server, switch seats, upgraded seat, Wife

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1350	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet!

CraftyGFHouseworkPayup

aita, arrangement, bills, clean, Conversation, CraftyGFHouseworkPayup, DEBT, Everything.., Free Time, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, groceries, house stuff, long-distance relationship, MONEY, move in, Pay, prick, pushback, Switch

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual relationships gone wrong.

Imagine a world where you can choose your own financial arrangement with your virtual partner. Will you go 50/50 on bills or opt for the gender roles option where one person pays for everything? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some virtual drama!

Watch as your virtual partner hoards all their virtual money, leaving you to foot the bill for everything from groceries to rent. Will you be able to handle their constant pushback and prickly attitude when asked to do a simple 5-minute task?

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always switch to a 50/50 arrangement. Just be prepared for the virtual fallout that may ensue. Join our server now and experience the virtual relationship rollercoaster of a lifetime!

Creepercountry

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mines Excavated:	2102
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Server Name: CreeperCountry * Server Locale: Mid-United States Website: http://www.CreeperCountry.com Server Address/IP: mc.creepercountry.com Game Play Type/s:Economy Survival Additional Worlds:None Description:a grief resistant, economy based survival server geared to English speaking young adults. Operators are active and lead in a hands off approach. Small community, and mild volume of chatter, we plan to Cap at 36, might go higher based off of community vote, would prefer to keep a small active one instead. all users have build rights outside of the protected spawn town. We are professionally hosted, and have 21+ year old experienced admins. Rated M for mature, that means be mature enough to not complain about the random things people say and do in this server, swearing is allowed, and admins generally speaking don’t care what you make. Original map from 1.4.2 Rules: No Grief/Theft!;do not spam, advertise, or spread hate-speech; Do not use mods or otherwise exploit the gameplay of survival minecraft. / Official Rules Plugins: [Essential] [WorldBorder] [LWC][Mudders Milk] Owner/Admins/Moderators: stealth62, lazyeye506, Allpurpose.

mc.creepercountry.com

Slodiggers

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7451	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Slovenian minecraft server. The server is intended for Slovenian players. The server is translated into Slovenian. Play as you wish. TS3 Server: http://teamspeak-servers.org/server/6745/ Play with or without pvp, trading, unique mini games, skywars, quake, paintball, boat racing, spleef, parkour, teleportation, territory protection, options, parkour, survival, adventure, lots of space, no lag, ranks, sd_coins, huge arena, Slovenian instructions…

slodiggers.no-ip.org

Keralis

PvP, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Fun, satisfying server that allows players to make towns, raid, and pvp against, or with each other.

play.keralis.net

Minecraft Server RPG

Factions, KitPvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

IP ADDRESS: n11.csrv.pl:13562 V1.7.2 Welcome In Minecraft Server Roleplay V 1.7.2 The Server Is already Online 24h/7 ! What can we offer for you?

Diamond EQ, Arena PVP, Full SHOP, Money, Places for building, Survival, RPG, Private House, Skyblock, SkyWars, Pirate Ships, Parkour, Factions, PvE areas ! And new Updates !! everyday!! If you want some help, tell this Admin. We Use Minecraft with 100% This Server is number One !

Like Us on A Facebook !!

https://www.facebook.com/PolskiMinecraftCPM

n11.csrv.pl:13562

MobsCraft

Economy, Factions, KitPvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

A fun little minecraft server. That has KitPvP and Factions its small but FUN! So if u like servers with not to many people come to dis one!

mobscraft.mcpro.co

VoigtlandMC

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

VoigtlandMC is a small community and offers SkyBlock, SkyLands, SkyGrid and Xtra Hard Survival servers. Players earn ranks, skills, achievements and more by completing objectives. Our staff is mature and friendly and takes pride in maintaining a high quality experience for our players.

play.voigtlandmc.net

kite

Economy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Votes:	619
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

This kite server is Minecraft 1.5.2. Economy Server in South Korea. Server address is mckite.kr If you can speak korean come to my server

mckite.kr

TierraMine – MoDs

Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	415453	Mines Excavated:	1158
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Server 1.12.2 We are back with the mods and plugins for version 1.12.2 of Minecraft. We have biblioCraft, Galacticraft, biome o plenty, ic2, morph and many more, come in and enjoy. Remember to vote to win 1 Free Hour on the Server.

62.4.28.179:10096

PlayMinecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
New Chunks Explored:	744419	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Emeralds Found:	1693	Votes:	5439
Buildings Constructed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Hallo,

My name is Thomas and I thought…. Let me start my own server!!!! I’ve wanted this for sooooo long?! Finally www.minecraftservers.org! helped me!

mc.playminecraft.net

Cosmic PvP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4286	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

A spage-age version of “Minecraft Factions” with:

* 150+ Custom Enchantments * Custom Boss Mobs * World Events * Outposts * Challenges * KOTH * Cosmic Envoys * Multiple Galaxies to Explore * 400 Slot Planets * 3+ years of 99.99% uptime * Custom Client

Become a Cosmonaut and conquer the Universe today!

cosmicpvp.com