prick – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

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Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, Enjoy, enjoy the minor leagues, even, fraction, fuck, fuck this rotting piece, fuck this rotting piece of garbage, Garbage, Hope, Isnt, leagues, Minecraft, MINOR, minor leagues, Piece, prick, Rotting, rotting piece of garbage, smp, star, star copeland, yeah

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server

#1, #economy class, 000 AU$, Asshole, Budget, comfort, DUBAI, earbuds, flying, fourteen hour flight, honeymoon, HONEYMOONERS, Incident, Melbourne, Minecraft, newlyweds, nuptials, pay difference, premium economy seat, prick, sale, Seat, Server, switch seats, upgraded seat, Wife

Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet!

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CraftyGFHouseworkPayup

arrangement, bills, clean, Conversation, CraftyGFHouseworkPayup, DEBT, Everything.., Free Time, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, groceries, house stuff, long-distance relationship, MONEY, move in, Pay, prick, pushback, Switch

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual relationships gone wrong.

Imagine a world where you can choose your own financial arrangement with your virtual partner. Will you go 50/50 on bills or opt for the gender roles option where one person pays for everything? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some virtual drama!

Watch as your virtual partner hoards all their virtual money, leaving you to foot the bill for everything from groceries to rent. Will you be able to handle their constant pushback and prickly attitude when asked to do a simple 5-minute task?

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always switch to a 50/50 arrangement. Just be prepared for the virtual fallout that may ensue. Join our server now and experience the virtual relationship rollercoaster of a lifetime!

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Ship Jumper’s Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, career move, CHANGE, decision, Decision making, Departure, Future, Haven, job change, jump ship, jumpers, LEAVING, moving on, new beginnings, next, prediction, Quitting, resigning, Ship, speculation, TRANSITION, uncertain future, uncertainty, uncertainty ahead

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like a virtual Disneyland but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of sailing the high seas and battling fierce pirates for treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who wouldn’t wanna boogie down with a giant dragon, amirite?

So, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig because this server is where the party’s at! Don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world of pixelated insanity together!

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WeddingUninvite2k

Argument, bachelorette party, City 1, City 2, facetiming, high school friend, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, International trip, long-distance relationship, mirror selfies, moving for boyfriend, racial slurs, roommate drama, selfie overload, uncomfortable behavior, uninviting, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, WeddingUninvite2k

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than Rachel’s bachelorette party? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and zero FaceTiming shenanigans.

Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.

So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!

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OverItMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, Emotional healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, letting love go, moving forward, moving on, moving on from a breakup, new beginnings, OverItMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Reflection, relationship ending, Self Discovery, self reflection, starting over

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so hilarious I couldn’t stop laughing!

And the best part is, we have this crazy rule where every time you die, you have to do a silly dance in real life before respawning. It’s so random and wacky, you never know what’s gonna happen next!

Plus, we have this legendary player who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. It was like something out of a fantasy movie, but in Minecraft!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just pure insanity, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a total noob who can’t handle the craziness, then maybe you should just stick to playing solitaire or something, lol.

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CraftyDictatorWars

authoritarianism, controversy, CraftyDictatorWars, criticism, Democracy, dictator, Diplomacy, Double Standard, foreign policy, Government, Hypocrisy, international relations, opinion, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, trump, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only dictator you have to worry about is the one you appoint yourself! Build your own empire, conquer lands, and maybe even start your own political scandal with other players. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own crazy drama in our virtual world? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyPutin’sPeaceFM

Baltic region, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsPeaceFM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Latvia FM, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, power dynamics, putin, sanctions, territorial disputes, ukraine war, US, weaken

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna be part of da craziest adventure of ur life!!! we got dragons flyin around da spawn point, creepers doin the macarena, and villagers breakdancin like there’s no tomorrow.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.

if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!

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Magnetic Therapy Madness

Alternative Medicine, anticancer, blood analysis, cancer treatment, clinical trial, double-blinded, Factors, health, holistic healing, human blood, madness, magnetic, magnetic therapy, medical study, randomised, research, Results, Singapore, Singaporean research, study, Therapy, wellness

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we use MAGNETIC THERAPY to increase your anticancer factors in human blood!

imagine mining for diamonds while also boosting your immune system, it’s a win-win! our randomised double-blinded clinical trial showed amazing results, so you know it’s legit.

join us now and become the healthiest minecraft player around, because who needs potions when you have MAGNETS!

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Punks Overwatch

atmosphere, autism, BUILD, Cards, Characters, Community, develop, Economy, Enjoy, Friendly, Join, Lgbt, Minecraft, Parkour, particles, Plugins, private territories, Server, Sethome, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Punks! START OF THE server: PUNKS_DISCORD.ATERNOS.ME

This is the Minecraft vanilla server with a set of interesting plugins so that everyone can enjoy the game in their own way! We have everything: from protecting the private territories to a convenient economy and Sethoma system. Basic chips: Private territories with the ability to protect their buildings. Sethumes to conveniently teleport to the world. Economics with the ability to earn and spend money. Particles for beautiful effects. Overwatch cards and characters for new, bright adventures. Our server is open to everyone: people with autism and LGBT communities are welcoming here. We care about every player and create a friendly and supporting atmosphere. Join, build, develop and enjoy the game with us!

145.239.22.127:25701

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❤️ Free cases for parkour ❤️ server minecraft

1000 lvl, banner, Cases, Free Admin, free cases, Free Donations, GIF, Hus, Large Online, Lazy, Minecraft, Parkour, player, Server, TrulyMine

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Eco Space Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Corpomaxxxing, Eco, Happiness, happiness struggles, Haven, mental health, Mental well-being, modern society, NEET, neet lifestyle, personal growth, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, social expectations, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, Space

Yo, bro, forget about being a sad neet in the real world! Join this Minecraft server and become a happy neet in a virtual world instead! Who needs a job when you can mine diamonds all day and build epic structures with your online buddies? Plus, no annoying boss telling you what to do – just pure freedom to do whatever the heck you want! So come on, ditch reality and join us for some crazy fun on this server!

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SmokinLiar’sRideGone

addiction, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Deception, dishonesty, ENGAGEMENT, finances, Honesty, lying.., reconciliation, relationship, Respect, smoking, SmokinLiarsRideGone, Trust, Understanding, Vehicle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is key! Unlike some people in real life, our players are always honest about their in-game purchases. No shady gas station lunch excuses here!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of trust and deceit in the virtual world. Will your fellow players be truthful about their diamond hoarding habits, or will they try to pass off their secret obsidian stash as just “expensive food”?

Don’t let lies and deception ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and experience the thrill of being surrounded by honest players who will never hide their true intentions (unless they’re plotting a surprise attack, of course).

So hop on board and leave the dishonesty at the door. Our server is a safe space for all players who value transparency and integrity, even when it comes to virtual transactions. See you in the game, where the only thing we lie about is how many creepers we’ve defeated!

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