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TeenDefender Minecraft Server

Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?

So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

copeland, Enjoy, enjoy the minor leagues, even, fraction, fuck, fuck this rotting piece, fuck this rotting piece of garbage, Garbage, Hope, Isnt, leagues, Minecraft, MINOR, minor leagues, Piece, prick, Rotting, rotting piece of garbage, smp, star, star copeland, yeah

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mines Excavated:	4830
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server

#1, #economy class, 000 AU$, aita, Asshole, Budget, comfort, DUBAI, earbuds, flying, fourteen hour flight, honeymoon, HONEYMOONERS, Incident, Melbourne, Minecraft, newlyweds, nuptials, pay difference, premium economy seat, prick, sale, Seat, Server, switch seats, upgraded seat, Wife

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet!

CraftyGFHouseworkPayup

aita, arrangement, bills, clean, Conversation, CraftyGFHouseworkPayup, DEBT, Everything.., Free Time, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, groceries, house stuff, long-distance relationship, MONEY, move in, Pay, prick, pushback, Switch

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some drama in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual relationships gone wrong.

Imagine a world where you can choose your own financial arrangement with your virtual partner. Will you go 50/50 on bills or opt for the gender roles option where one person pays for everything? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some virtual drama!

Watch as your virtual partner hoards all their virtual money, leaving you to foot the bill for everything from groceries to rent. Will you be able to handle their constant pushback and prickly attitude when asked to do a simple 5-minute task?

But don’t worry, if things get too heated, you can always switch to a 50/50 arrangement. Just be prepared for the virtual fallout that may ensue. Join our server now and experience the virtual relationship rollercoaster of a lifetime!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Items Found:	4391
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Villages Defended:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Emeralds Found:	9021

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	188585
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3822	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Buildings Constructed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	8839
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	100

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	273	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!

Cute Boy (Female) Minecraft SMP

bisexuality, Boy, cute, female, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Homosexuality, LGBT acceptance, LGBT activism, LGBT allies, LGBT discrimination, LGBT inclusion, LGBT pride, LGBT Relationships, LGBT stereotypes, LGBT visibility, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, Minecraft, sexual orientation, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to go gay for a cute boy (female)! That’s right, forget about diamonds and redstone, the real treasure here is finding your Minecraft soulmate.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who only speaks in puns. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and uncover the secrets of the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and your willingness to go gay for a cute boy/female)!