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CraftyCash SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Minecraft SMP! Join our server for the most epic adventure of your life! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with cookies. But beware, there’s a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

VtuberVortex Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assumptions, BIAS, Community, digital personalities, Entertainment, Fandom, gossip, hearsay, influence, judgement, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, online streaming, Perception, Rumors, Server, social media, streaming platforms, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberVortex

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures just because of some silly rumors? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to only spread rumors that make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter!

Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!

Bocchi’s Trans Rights Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Allyship, Bocchi, Bocchis, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, progress, RIGHTS, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, Trans, trans rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	955

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about having a good time and supporting trans rights! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant rainbow statue in the shape of a unicorn farting glitter. And do you know what happened? The unicorn came to life and started dancing the Macarena! True story. So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet awesome people, and show your support for trans rights, come join us on our server! Bocchi says it’s the place to be!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

aita, behaviour, Bridesmaid, compliments, Confrontation, dream dress, EMBARRASSMENT, Feedback, Friends, Humiliation, maid of honour, NEGATIVE, Upset, wedding dress appointment, wedding planning, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring wedding dress appointments with friends who can’t even muster up a compliment? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can try on virtual wedding dresses with your friends who will actually be supportive and not whisper behind your back.

Our server is filled with beautiful wedding dress options, from traditional to avant-garde, so you can find the dress of your dreams without any negative nancies ruining the experience. Plus, our virtual maid of honor and bridesmaids will be there to shower you with compliments and feedback, making sure you feel like the queen you are.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your special moments, join our Minecraft server today and experience the wedding dress try-on of a lifetime! Who needs friends when you have a supportive virtual community cheering you on every step of the way?

TrendKillerCraft

anti-trend movement, destroying trends, Digital Detox, online trends, platform culture, platform impact, platform influence, platform trends, social media, social media addiction, trend backlash, trend censorship, trend control, trend criticism, trend fatigue, trend manipulation, trend regulation, trend saturation, TrendKillerCraft, viral trends

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Items Found:	5608	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! Our server is like no other, with custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally made of TNT and you have to run for your life before it blows up!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where players have to battle it out in a giant arena filled with baby zombies riding on top of giant spiders. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CSTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Ally, Ambassador, armenia, Bucha, Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, CSTO, CSTOcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international politics, Minecraft, Moscow, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, Visit, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9865
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL OKAY SO LIKE, THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, DUDE. WE GOT PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DANCING, AND ENDERMEN THROWING A RAVE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.

ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.

OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.

SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!

CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	547147
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**” and russia is all like “oh no u didn’t” and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CosmicVoidCraft

astronomical, atoms, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic emptiness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicVoidCraft, emptiness, empty space, Infinite, Interstellar, Planets, quantum physics, scientific discovery, space exploration, Universe, vacuum, vast, Void

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
New Chunks Explored:	892646	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	148
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1336	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is like, mostly empty space man! like, you got atoms and planets and the whole universe just chillin in this vast vacuum, like whoa dude.

we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.

come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.

join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).

so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!

ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Void Gems Collected:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!