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DateNightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! So, like, one time I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground club where all the mobs hang out. And get this, they were throwing a party for the Ender Dragon’s birthday! It was lit, like literally, there were so many torches everywhere. And then, out of nowhere, a creeper showed up and tried to crash the party but we all teamed up and defeated it with our enchanted swords.

But that’s not even the best part! The admin of the server is actually a wizard in disguise and he can grant you three wishes if you find his secret lair hidden in the Nether. I wished for a pet zombie pigman and now he follows me around everywhere, it’s hilarious. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of cake.

So, like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join, this is the place for you! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re known to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. It’s a crazy world out there, but it’s so much fun!

Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

WeddingCrasherCraft

acceptance, Accountability, Apology, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, forgiveness, Homophobia, Honesty, LGBTQ, personal growth, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, relationships, self improvement, Sexuality, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

SpeechlessCoincidence – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a group of llamas show up at your doorstep demanding to be let in because they heard you have the best parties in town. And guess what? They were right! Our server is known for its epic llama raves that last all night long.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their superior egg-laying skills. Will you join them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of potatoes. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious adventure.

CraftyAthleteGOAT

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Who needs athletes when you can be a Minecraft legend on our server! Join us and show off your mad skills in block building and zombie slaying. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might just end up teaming up with the creator of Minecraft! So why waste your time watching sports when you could be crafting your way to glory on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Samurai Skirmish Minecraft Server

aerial interception, airspace, Defense, defense forces, Diplomatic, fighters, Fire, flares, Incident, International, Japan, Military, Minecraft, plane, response, Russian, Samurai, SECURITY, Server, SKIRMISH, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a battlefield out there! We got Japan fighters shootin’ flares at Russian planes and stuff! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the epic showdown between nations! Who will win? Who will survive? Find out on dis insane server! Plus, we got free cookies for all new players, cuz why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this wild Minecraft world!

LNGShadowCraft

asian, Demand, Economy, ENERGY, gas, Global, LNG, LNGShadowCraft, market, Offloads, Oil, Politics, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, shadow fleet, shipping, Storage Barge, Supply, Trade, Transportation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Pixel Asteroid Blasters

asteroid, Blasters, PIXEL

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7142	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

yo, imagine you out here mining and crafting on this epic minecraft server when suddenly a giant asteroid comes hurtling towards earth. but don’t worry, our server got you covered cuz we got US physicists who gonna hit that asteroid with a nuclear blast to save the day!

join our server for the chance to witness a real-life minecraft apocalypse, where you gotta build shelters, fight off mutant mobs, and help the physicists aim that nuclear blast just right. who needs diamonds when you got the power to vaporize asteroids, amirite?

so come on down to our server and be a hero in the most insane minecraft adventure ever. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. plus, we got free snacks in the break room. what more could you ask for?

The “Novidium No-Cheating Island Adventure” – No glitching allowed!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Novidium Skyblock Server Overview

IP	play.novidium.net
Description	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and visit/build shops.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of challenges are available on the server?	In this version of skyblock, players can complete simple challenges to earn rewards such as unique items.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Novidium features a player-to-player economy where all trading, buying, and selling is done between players.
Are there leaderboards on the server?	Yes, there are 2 leaderboards for the richest players and the highest level islands based on the rarity of blocks.

Blocky Bunch Minecraft Server

6 inches, 6.5 inches, blocky, bunch, enough, feelsgoodman, make my gf groan, Minecraft, not big, not small, Server, tremble

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers with puny builds and tiny block sizes? Well, look no further because our server is packing a whopping 6.5 inches of blocky goodness! Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size to make your Minecraft girlfriend groan and tremble with excitement. Trust us, it’s a real FeelsGoodMan moment when you see the size of our builds. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server that knows how to satisfy all your blocky needs!

Freedom Minecraft SMP Diehards

Bravery, Country, defending freedom, Diehards, Duty, Dying, fallen heroes, fighting for freedom, freedom, Honor, Military, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, sacrifice, sacrifice for freedom, serving country, smp, soldiers, true heroes, ultimate sacrifice, War, war heroes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are higher than ever! Join us if you’re ready to fight for your freedom in a world where every block you break could be your last.

Rumor has it that the mobs in this server are on a mission to take over the world, and they won’t stop until they’ve destroyed every player in their path. But fear not, brave adventurer, because you have the power to stop them!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a quest to save the Minecraft universe from certain doom. Will you be the hero we need, or will you fall victim to the wrath of the mobs? The choice is yours, but remember, the fate of the server rests in your hands.

So grab your sword, gather your resources, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime. Are you ready to fight for your freedom? Join us and find out!