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We got more than 2 years of server experience. We tried to start a few times before, but now we’re back with big $. Choose us for our server skills and have fun with us when we open! Our prices are super good for your game fun. Check out the banner, see we’re online, and join the DC!

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EggscellentCraft

negotiations, Prices, soar, Canada, agriculture

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story. So, one time, this player found a hidden cave filled with diamonds, but instead of mining them, he started a dance party with the creepers! And guess what? They all dropped sick loot! Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of bacon. Yeah, you heard me right, BACON LAND! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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Fortune Wheel Vowel Inflation

Cash, vowels, forever.., television, MONEY

join our epic minecraft server where the inflation is so high that vowels are worth $250 on Wheel of Fortune forever! 😂🤑💰

imagine building your dream house with only consonants, battling mobs with nothing but the letter “y”, and trading with villagers using only numbers. it’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want YOU to be a part of it!

come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of fun. who needs vowels anyway when you have a server this crazy?! 😜🎮🔥

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PirateTVPricesSuck

affordability, Entertainment, redditors, Media consumption, Access

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

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CraftyTariffHoards

strategy, Stockpile, Prices, global trade, Trade

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

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CraftyWaitressLies

Difference, family, Angry, Situation, waitress

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

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FastFoodSimplicity – Minecraft SMP

Unhealthy, meal options, fast food, restaurants, consumer behavior

Lol, bro, why waste your diamonds on fast food when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and feast like a king for free? Our server is like a gourmet restaurant but without the snooty waiters and overpriced menu. We’ve got all the best food in Minecraft, from golden apples to enchanted steak. And get this – our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance! Plus, we’ve got a secret underground base where we throw the wildest food fights every Saturday night. So ditch the drive-thru and come join us for a foodie adventure you’ll never forget!

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CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

economic indicators, war spending, Minecraft, international relations, Server

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE MAKE RUSSIA’S INFLATION LOOK LIKE A JOKE! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF, WITH WAR SPENDING ON EPIC BATTLES AND FOOD PRICE HIKES THAT WILL LEAVE YOU HUNGRY FOR MORE. ROSSTAT CAN’T EVEN HANDLE OUR LEVEL OF CRAZINESS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY. #MINECRAFTGOALS #INFLATIONWHO?

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The Kilo GBP Minecraft Server

economic crisis, Prices, economic impact, gbp, Rich

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of the Kilopound Economy! Imagine a world where English pounds have an extra zero or even a K at the end – chaos ensues! The rich will be scrambling to keep up with the sudden inflation, while the poor rejoice in their newfound wealth.

Build your empire in a world where financial ruin is just a block away. Will you be the one to control the Kilopound Economy and rule over the land, or will you be left penniless and begging for scraps? Join now and see how the Kilopound Economy will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

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2025 Financial Collapse Minecraft Server

Financial, Minecraft, Anon, Biz, BITFUCK

Are you tired of the boring old stock market and Bitfuck prices going full mongoloid on you? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the impending debt crisis that’s looming over the financial world. Our server is like a soft landing for your sanity, with no inflation beast in sight. Forget about those bottom-of-the-barrel shitfuck coins and come join us for some quality meme-filled fun. Who needs daddy Powell when you have a functioning brain cell like yours truly? So come on over and let’s build a virtual world where the only debt crisis is how many diamonds you owe your fellow players.

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