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Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

OatCraft – Slimming Simulations

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come join our epic minecraft server where the weight-loss power of oats will blow your mind! forget about obesity drugs, we got beta-glucan that will trigger all the good stuff in your body just like those fancy drugs but without the crazy price or side-effects! you’ll be losing weight and building epic structures in no time, all thanks to our magical oats. so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to slim down while having the time of your life in minecraft!

CraftyCash Grab

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Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

Blocky BJs – No Protection Needed Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to encounter mysterious creatures like flying pigs and talking chickens. Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its legendary treasure hunts where players have discovered enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and singing villagers.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the craziest blocky world you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Humiliation: Where Minecraft meets cultural enlightenment! Join now for a unique gaming experience!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have a unique feature where players can participate in hilarious humiliation rituals inspired by different countries around the world. Want to see what it’s like to be a flag bearer in your country? Join our server and experience the ultimate embarrassment in a fun and wacky way! Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening and entertaining? Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience you won’t find anywhere else!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser-eyed zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bananas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Villain2Hero: The Minecraft Server Where Bad Guys Rule (but secretly save the day!)

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Are you tired of the same old boring heroes saving the day in every Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, the villain becomes the hero in the sequel! That’s right, forget about predictable storylines where the good guys always win. On our server, the bad guys get a chance to redeem themselves and become the ultimate heroes!

Join us for epic battles, unexpected plot twists, and a whole lot of laughs as you witness the most unlikely heroes rise to the occasion. Who knows, you might even find yourself rooting for the villains in the end! So come on, join our server and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Khazarian Kraziness: Crafting with the Bros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Khazarian bros are taking over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, the Khazarian bros were on a quest to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft land. But little did they know, they stumbled upon a portal that transported them to this crazy server. Now, they’re on a mission to build the most epic castle made entirely out of emeralds and obsidian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to venture down and claim your riches?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Test your skills against the Khazarian bros and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Khazarian bros’ epic adventure. Who knows, you might just become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chocobos – Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a whole new world of craziness!

We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Fight monsters, complete quests, and maybe even ride a chocobo in the game! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you?

But that’s not all! We also have a cross-region data center travel test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the game and see if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the Nether!

And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your PvP skills and battle it out with other players for the ultimate bragging rights!

Join our server now and get access to resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic! And who knows, you might even meet some fellow gamers in our meetups…just kidding, there are no meetups because the game is dead. But hey, that just means more mobs for you to slay, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crops Grown:	7133
Enchantments Applied:	245	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Emeralds Found:	9655	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	36

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Emeralds Found:	234	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	178	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6566
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	3332

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	670753	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Star Shards Collected:	208
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Holy Grails Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	49	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

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