Price Tag MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCashCrunch

financial burden, unaffordable, affordability, inflation, CraftyCashCrunch

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced servers that don’t even have flying pigs? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane mini-games, and a secret underground disco made entirely out of glowstone! And the best part? Our server is so cheap to join that even a baby zombie could afford it! So say goodbye to those expensive servers and come join the party where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun!

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Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

luxury, price, price tag, Budget, Investment

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

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Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

Budget, cost, Expenditure, Minecraft, inflation

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

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OatCraft – Slimming Simulations

metabolic functions, obesity drugs, FITNESS, slimming, price tag

come join our epic minecraft server where the weight-loss power of oats will blow your mind! forget about obesity drugs, we got beta-glucan that will trigger all the good stuff in your body just like those fancy drugs but without the crazy price or side-effects! you’ll be losing weight and building epic structures in no time, all thanks to our magical oats. so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to slim down while having the time of your life in minecraft!

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CraftyCash Grab

financial burden, price tag, affordability, price hike, unaffordable

Trying to build a house in real life! Who needs to deal with crazy expensive mortgages and property taxes when you can join our Minecraft server and build your dream home for free? Plus, our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of real estate deal anywhere else! So come join us and say goodbye to your real world housing woes.

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Clearly Vanilla with a splash of chaos, no hacks or resets here! Join us 1.20 EU

Vanilla, Nether, join today, Active players, Chaos

Simply Vanilla Server Overview

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: Join our Discord

Website: Visit our Website

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

Watch the video

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQs:

Are hacking and duping allowed on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on our server.

Do you have any world borders set?

Yes, we have vanilla world borders set on the server.

Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server?

Yes, the Nether-roof is accessible on our server.

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UnknowMC Server

hidden message, Unsure, perplexed, ambiguous, Uncertain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even take on a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers from its eyes! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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SMPoliticalGenius – Minecraft SMP

corrupt system, rigged game, golden era, cia, Program

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally take control of your destiny and become the greatest political mind of your generation! No more evil fathers or retarded brothers to overshadow you, just pure unadulterated power and influence! Our corrupt system will be no match for your cunning strategies and masterful manipulation skills. Say goodbye to CIA Manchurian candidates and hello to your new golden era of dominance! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world who the real political genius is! 🌟🎮 #MinecraftSMP #PowerPlay #PoliticalMastermind

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CraftyMcLaughs

financial tips, life hacks, saving money, financial resilience, Creative Solutions

Are you tired of living like a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to rescue you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience a life of luxury and opulence like never before.

On our server, you can build your own mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride around on a solid gold horse, and even hire a team of villagers to cater to your every whim. No more scavenging for resources or living in a dirt hut – on our server, the sky’s the limit (literally, we have a custom sky limit of 1000 blocks)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events such as the annual “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players can compete to find the most diamonds and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, you can take on the “Dragon Slayer” challenge and prove your worth as the ultimate warrior.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your poor person life hacks behind – it’s time to live like a Minecraft king!

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Dialect Discriminator 3000

Fairness, Diversity, machine learning, Technology, inclusion

join our epic minecraft server where AI generates covertly racist decisions about people based on their dialect! why? because who doesn’t love a little controversy while building their pixelated empire? watch as the AI judges you based on how you talk and see if you can outsmart it with your mad building skills. become the ultimate dialect warrior and show that AI who’s boss in this wacky and wild server. plus, we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. what more could you ask for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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IP:	`simplyvanilla.net`
Discord:	Join our Discord
Website:	Visit our Website
Map size:	10 TB+

Price Tag

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

FAQs:

Are hacking and duping allowed on the server?

Do you have any world borders set?

Is the Nether-roof accessible on the server?