Speedy Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Towns Built:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – every time you mine a diamond on our server, the price of Bitcoin increases by 50 cents! That’s right, you could be a millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is rumored to be a pro at doing the Macarena. Join our SMP and you might just catch him busting a move in the End dimension!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground base filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and watch the whole market dump… with excitement!

>Cardano and every Minecraft SMP shitcoin pumping massively

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	102
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of being stuck in boring old staking cages while Cardano and all those other shitcoins are pumping like crazy? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special feature where you can stake your diamonds and watch them grow exponentially!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue marines who have been locked in a battle against the evil forces of crypto manipulation. Join them in their quest to overthrow the pumpers and dumpers and restore balance to the blockchain!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the stakes are high and the adventures are even higher! Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to making millions of diamonds in no time.

ExpensiveCraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Sick of villagers charging you an arm and a leg for basic supplies? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where everything is so cheap it’s practically free!

Join us and experience a world where iron golems moonlight as DJs at the local club, creepers have taken up knitting as a hobby, and the Ender Dragon has a side hustle selling potions on the black market.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.

So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6694	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

bad presents, Christmas fails, Christmas letdowns, Christmas shopping, CoalCraft, disappointing gifts, gift disasters, gift giving, gift mishaps, gift regrets, holiday blunders, holiday disappointment, holiday faux pas, holiday letdowns, holiday mishaps, holiday stress, present disasters, regifting, Revenge, Santas, unwanted gifts, worst Christmas present, worst gifts

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	219
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!

Spugunke

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have quite a few active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!!

Features:

Tpa’s

/spawn

sethomes

Non-Laggy server

Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)

Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for the server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is disabled on the server.
Can I use mods on the server?	We only allow certain approved mods for fairness and security reasons.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community environment.
How can I report a player for breaking the rules?	You can report a player by contacting a staff member on Discord or through an in-game command.

Mayo’s Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	681832	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and madness. Imagine building your own castle while jamming out to some sick tunes like WAO! and Egoistic seesaw by the one and only Hakui Koyori.

But wait, there’s more! You can also cover your favorite songs, collaborate with other players, and even create some insane art inspired by Koyori herself. And don’t forget about the earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything else that will make your head spin like a top.

Plus, we’ve got some mayo rules that will make you question reality, like always ending with Koyo and keeping things seiso like Joshu-kun. So come on, join us and let’s spread the Koyoyo love all over this Minecraft server!

Baldurs Gate Minecraft SMP – Baldur’s Gate General

Baldurs, baldurs gate, Class, companions, FAQ, Gate, general, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, News, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, Patch 7, PC, Polls, PS5, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, Trailer, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt.

Our server is so epic that even Santa himself plays on it during the off-season. That’s right, jolly old St. Nick loves to mine and craft with us! Plus, we have a secret portal to the North Pole where you can hang out with the elves and sip hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical that you can recruit Minthara without going down the evil path. Who knew that knocking out a character could lead to such shenanigans? And don’t even get us started on the romance options – let’s just say things can get steamy in the mines.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky Astral-Touched Tadpoles – they can really mess with your appearance!

PixelPurse Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Discord, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial obligations, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial stress, guilt tripping, Minecraft, money issues, personal boundaries, personal finance, PixelPurse, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	7057
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of being harassed for money by your own sister? Do you feel like you’re being used and taken advantage of? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense!

Join our server and escape the real world drama of owing money and being guilt-tripped by family members. Instead, immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you owe is your allegiance to your fellow gamers.

Forget about the 80+ discord messages begging for cash, on our server, the only spam you’ll see is from our friendly players trying to trade resources and build epic structures together.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll owe is your loyalty to the game!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Potions Brewed:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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