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Egg-cessive Bunny’s Minecraft SMP

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Yo, listen up, fellow Noobs and Blockheads! 🤪 Are you tired of boring SMPs where the biggest scandal is someone forgetting to water their pixelated crops? Well, here we are, your one-stop destination for Minecraft madness! Like, seriously, if you’re not here, what are you even doing with your life??

First of all, eggs are TOO EXPENSIVE, okay?! Like, why are they charging us, like, 5 diamond blocks for an egg?! What is the Easter Bunny hiding this year? I bet it’s a secret military-grade egg that can spawn dragons or, like, make you rich or something! We NEED to uncover this conspiracy! 🐉💰

And get this, last week I saw a zombie riding a chicken in full diamond armor – they were BRO! I’m not joking! Like what even is the meaning of life if NOT to witness such glorious champy shenanigans?! I feel like the Easter Bunny might be behind their partnership! They made a video on TikTok that went viral, but the TikTok is cursed, and now you have to join our SMP to watch it without turning into an Enderman! (Trust me, no one wants that.)

Plus, once you jump into the chaos, you’ll be part of elite quests like “Defeat the Overly Dramatic Creeper” who, like, cries every time you say “kaboom.” He just wants friends, but nobody gets him, ya know? It’s like super deep, dude. 🤔

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Legendary Golden Apples that are said to give you the power to build a throne of STONE, covered in THE STONIEST OF STONES!!! Yes, that’s a real thing! 🏰 I heard the last guy who built it ended up ruling over the kingdom of Blocktopia where all the chickens wear sunglasses and throw parties every Saturday! 🐔😎

Listen up, every 32nd Sunday, a portal opens during a thunderstorm (trust me, we’ve totally calculated this), and it leads to the Nether but it’s populated by sentient potatoes that give you advice on life. SPOILER: It’s mostly about carbs. Who wouldn’t want that?!

And if you don’t join, well, there’s a HIGH chance you might accidentally open a dimension where the Block God is just your old gym teacher yelling at you for skipping class! 😂 Don’t let that happen, fam. Jump in with us, and let’s create glorious memes and epic stories!

In conclusion, if you don’t join this absolutely bonkers SMP, you’ll basically be missing out on LIFE itself. So bring your weirdest skins, your baffling ideas, and let’s make some pixelated HISTORY, boys and girls! Who’s in? LET’S GO! 🍕🕹️

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WeddingWanderer Minecraft Server

communication issue, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., emotional response, Emotional support, family dynamics, Family Events, family photos, family relationships, family unity, feeling excluded, hurt feelings, Minecraft, parental approval, personal boundaries, Server, step dad, step siblings, step-brother, step-parenting, Wedding, WeddingWanderer

Are you tired of feeling left out at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated like a VIP, even if you’re not in the family photos! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers feel like part of the family.

Imagine a world where step-parents actually remember all their children, even the ones they didn’t give birth to. That’s the kind of magical experience you’ll have on our server. No more feeling like the forgotten stepchild, because here, everyone is loved (except maybe those pesky zombies).

Don’t let a little family drama ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where even the skeletons have better family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server that welcomes you with open arms (and diamond swords)?

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind. Let’s build a new family together, one block at a time. And remember, on our server, everyone gets a seat at the virtual dinner table (even if it’s just a pixelated one).

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MomSpotNoHoldTeen

Arguing, CAR, Confrontation, Friend, holding spot, mom, MomSpotNoHoldTeen, new york city, parking lot, patience, public lot, right, Rockaway beach, shaken up, standing ground, teenager, TENSE, Thin, wrong

Are you tired of dealing with entitled kids and their moms in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more arguing over parking spots, just build your dream castle and mine for diamonds in peace.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and endless fun. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends from around the world? Plus, our server is troll-free guaranteed, so you can focus on building the ultimate pixelated paradise without any interruptions.

So say goodbye to entitled moms and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

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CraftyTimez – Waste Not!

CraftyTimez, effective use of time, efficiency, importance of time, maximizing time, misconceptions, productivity, time is money, time is precious, time is valuable, Time management, time management skills, time management strategies, time management techniques, time management tips, time management tools, time well spent, time-saving tips, time-wasting activities, value of time, Waste, Waste of time

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of time-wasting! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget what daylight looks like. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your trusty llama sidekick.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground village of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the mystical portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So why waste your time doing anything else when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare for a journey that will make you question reality itself.

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PixelPanda Minecraft Server

Asian geopolitics, bilateral negotiations, border conflict, border demarcation, Border dispute, China, cross-border conflict, de-escalation, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, India, international relations, military standoff, military tensions, Minecraft, peace process, peace talks, PixelPanda, regional stability, Server, Sino-Indian relations, territorial dispute, troops withdrawal

lolz come join dis minecraft server where india and china be fightin over who gets da most diamonds in da land! u can choose sides and help ur team win by mining like crazy and building epic fortresses to protect ur loot! plus, u might even get to negotiate peace treaties between da two sides while u battle it out in epic pvp matches! so join now and be part of da craziest war in minecraft history!

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DruzeVillageAttackCraft

CASUALTIES, Condemnation, condemns, Conflict, Defense, Druze village, DruzeVillageAttackCraft, foreign policy, horrific, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, missile attack, Political, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unrest, US, violence, War

lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up villages like it’s nobody’s business. we make missiles rain down like confetti at a party, except the party is on fire and everyone’s screaming. it’s a blast, literally! come join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft? come on, you know you want to see what all the fuss is about. let’s make some noise, baby!

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Terradel

Anarchy, PvP, survival factions creative minigames skyblock economy towny pvp roleplay adventure modded whitelist hardcore factions RPG prison parkour sandbox pixelmon griefing, Vanilla

Terradel is a totally nonprofit vanilla anarchy server. We don’t have any queues, shops, or microtransactions.

We’re currently in open alpha testing! You can expect regular maintenance periods, etc.

terradel.org

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Hirady Network

3d, Armaduras Customs, Beta Phase, constant updates, Custom Armor, Custom World Generation, Customs Enchantments, Customs Menus, Hirady Network, Jobs, Minecraft, Missions, PvE, PvP, Staff, Survival, survival custom, Warps

Welcome to Hyrady Network, it is a server that is just in its Beta phase, with a Survival Custom mode, in which you will find a wide variety of things.

Our Survival Custom features:

Custom Armor(3D) Armaduras Customs (3D) Customs Enchantments (Perfect for PvP and PvE) Customs Menus (Warps, jobs, missions, etc…) Custom World Generation Constant updates Search for STAFF

Hyradynetwork.xyz

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Orange you glad you found Citrus MC? Just peel away the boring and join the fruity fun! No square fruit here.

Adventures, Boring, Citrus, Community, diamond-based economy, enjoyment, Experience, Friends, Fruit, Fruity, Fun, gameplay, GLAD, Grief Protection, Immersive, Join, Leaderboards, multiplayer, Operation, orange, pay to win, Peel, player-driven economy, Plugins, quality of life, Ranks, Rtp, rules, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Square, Staff, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla
Citrus MC Server Information

Server IP CITRUS-MC.COM

Server Discord Discord

Server Map MAP

Version 1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:
Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role. https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM
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Minecraft server: GBFGCraft – Fantasy Fun!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a Dread Barrage event where the light is favored. Fight off hordes of mobs with your trusty sword and shield, all while trying to conquer the Dark Singularity. It’s a battle like no other!

But wait, there’s more! In the future, we have an Unite & Fight event coming up where Earth is favored. Get ready to team up with your fellow players and take on epic challenges to prove your worth.

To join our server, simply go to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And don’t forget to read the FAQ before posting – it will answer most of your questions and get you up to speed in no time.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! See you in the game, adventurer!

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ExistentialCrisisCraft SMP – “Is there any technology for keeping the existential crises at bay in Minecraft SMP?”

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds just to have a creeper blow you up and send you into an existential crisis? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have state-of-the-art technology that will keep those pesky existential crises at bay. Our custom plugin, the “Mindfulness Mate,” will remind you to take breaks and appreciate the beauty of the blocky world around you. Plus, our resident therapist villager, Dr. Enderman, is always available for a counseling session if things get too rough. Join us now and say goodbye to those existential blues!

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Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Citrus MC Server Information