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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1320 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 124 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4246 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Our server is so wild that we once had a player build an entire castle out of nothing but melons. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking they could fly like a piglin.
But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hunt we have going on. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond block somewhere on the map, guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing sunglasses. Will you be the one to find it and claim your title as the ultimate Minecraft master?
So come on, join us and see just how low we can go in the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!