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Convenience Craft – No Fees!
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CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike
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Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.
So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!
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ExpensiveCraft SMP
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But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Racing League, where players compete in high-speed races on the backs of their trusty chicken steeds. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances at our weekly dance parties.
So why waste your time on boring, expensive servers when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world? Join us today and see for yourself why everyone is flocking to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!