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What the Minecraft SMP fuck happened?

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is…wait for it…dumpster coins! Yes, you heard that right. We used to be rolling in riches with our fancy gold coins, but now we’re all about dumpster diving for our currency. Who knows what treasures you’ll find in that virtual dumpster?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Trash Panda Gang, a group of mischievous raccoons who will stop at nothing to steal your precious dumpster coins. Will you be able to outsmart these furry bandits and protect your riches?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and join in on the dumpster diving fun. Who knows, you might just strike it rich…or at least find a moldy sandwich.

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Emeralds Found:	5700
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

””Bitcoin is crashing” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Are you tired of watching your Bitcoin investments go down the drain? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and watch your virtual block currency soar to new heights as you build, mine, and trade your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs real-world investments when you can become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire in our wacky and wild server? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to turn your digital dreams into reality – join us now and start stacking those virtual coins!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	1336
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is about to become the Switch 2 of the Minecraft world! Imagine a server so affordable, it’s practically a game boy for your virtual adventures. With prices dropping to just $99, you’ll have more diamonds to spare for building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and be part of the millions upon millions of players who will flock to our server for its unbeatable prices. Who needs a Switch 2 when you can have a budget-friendly Minecraft experience that will blow your mind? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to game like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3556
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a way that even the most seasoned Minecraft player has never seen before!

Join our server and witness the insane phenomenon of alts dropping 20% while Bitcoin is just crabbing along. Why is this happening, you ask? Well, legend has it that a mischievous Ender Dragon has been wreaking havoc on the server, causing chaos and confusion among players. Some say it’s a glitch in the matrix, others say it’s just the universe’s way of keeping things interesting.

But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors! Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre occurrence. Will you be able to defeat the Ender Dragon and restore order to the server? Or will you be forever lost in a world where alts are down and Bitcoin is crabbing? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a Minecraft experience like this anywhere else!

GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8722	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Night Skies:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	6113
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	159
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Potions Brewed:	34
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Star Shards Collected:	268
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉

PainNoteCraft: More deadly than DeathCraft!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Crops Grown:	1777	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so, like, u know that death note thing where u write someone’s name and they die? well, on our server, PAIN note is even more dangerous! u write someone’s name and they get hit with a million anvils or something. it’s cray cray! join our server for a chance to use the PAIN note and wreak havoc on ur enemies. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs. u gotta join to find it! and did i mention our pet creeper army? they’re super cute and explode on command. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

MangaMystery Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Are you tired of unanswered questions in your favorite manga? Well, join our Minecraft server and we promise to give you all the answers you never knew you needed! We have secret quests that will reveal the truth about Deku’s dad and why he mysteriously disappeared. Horikoshi may be a “fucking retard” but we’ve got your back with all the insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Crops Grown:	8313	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry, bitter white American men in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world free from toxic masculinity! Our server is filled with magical creatures and endless adventures, perfect for anyone looking to escape the woes of the real world. Plus, our white American women players are the friendliest and most supportive around – no MGTOW or incels here! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course)!

CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	718	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Have you ever played on a Minecraft server where everyone claimed to be the best builder, the richest player, or the most skilled PvPer? Well, that’s because they were all pathological liars! But fear not, for on our server, we embrace the art of storytelling and exaggeration. Join us and become the master of tall tales and outrageous claims! Who knows, you might even convince someone that you once built a castle out of diamond blocks in real life. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you hear!

Hide N Seek for Cash

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hiding to a whole new level! Imagine this: you have one week to find the perfect hiding spot on our server, and if you can stay hidden for 24 hours without being found by anyone, you win a whopping $10,000,000 in game currency!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels, hidden caves, and even a secret society of ninja players who will stop at nothing to find you. Will you outsmart them all and claim the prize?

Join our server now and test your hiding skills against the craziest players in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hide-and-seek champion and walk away with enough virtual riches to make even the richest player jealous. So what are you waiting for? Hide, seek, and conquer on our server today!