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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8853 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.
so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.