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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7671 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 68 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?