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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 6195 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!