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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4259 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by a bunch of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they start leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, but watch out for the evil chicken overlords trying to steal it first.
oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? it’s lit, trust me.
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. who wouldn’t want that, amirite?
so come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?)