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Blocky Antibiotic Awareness
u ever play on a minecraft server where u can fight off evil bacteria with ur diamond sword? well, on this server, we got a whole new level of gameplay that will blow ur mind! join us and help reduce antimicrobial resistance by battling it out with mobs that represent different types of bacteria. show off ur knowledge of antimicrobial use and attitudes while having a blast in this wacky world. trust us, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else! come join the fun and save the world, one block at a time! -
Blocky Vaccine Trials
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?
come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!
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HangoverCraft
Are you tired of waking up with a pounding headache and regretting all your life choices from the night before? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and let the pixelated landscapes and blocky animals cure your hangover in no time. Our virtual world is filled with magical potions and enchanted food that will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. So say goodbye to those pesky hangovers and hello to endless adventures on our server! -
NoCensor OpenSource FunLand
so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.
plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.
so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.
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Java Jive Cafe Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we drink tea and coffee all day to lower our risk of getting head and neck cancer! we have found that players who have more than 4 coffees a day have a 17% lower chance of getting head and neck cancers in game. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug and join us for a wild adventure filled with caffeine and creepers. who knew that fighting off zombies could also help fight off cancer? join now and let’s caffeinate our way to victory! -
MarketAttack Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is lit AF, like you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows.oh, and get this, we once had a dude who built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs. like, what even, right?
and the best part is, we have this secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot and ride on a flying pig. no joke, it’s wild.
so like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. Saudis say warnings about market attack suspect were ignored? pfft, who cares when you can be part of our epic server, amirite?
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SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!! -
Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada
join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today! -
School Shooters R Us
come join our minecraft server where we train you for the ultimate school shooting experience! we have virtual classrooms, target practice, and even a cafeteria where you can practice your aim on unsuspecting students!join now and show off your skills to all your friends! who needs a job when you can be the ultimate school shooter in minecraft?!
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!
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BlockCraft911
Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!
