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Fire Escape Haven 1.21.2
1.21.2, bad situation, Blame, blame game, Careless, Carry, Caution, danger, emergency, Escape, Fire, fire safety, Foolish, Haven, irresponsible, Prevention, racist, rescue, self-inflicted, sexist, stay out, Victim, WarningJoin our Minecraft server and never worry about being carried out of a fire again! Unless you’re a stupid racist sexist fire victim, then you deserve it for getting yourself into that mess in the first place! Stay out of fires and join our server for a wild and crazy time! -
Back Pain Crafters
back pain, chronic lower back pain, Crafters, Exercise, habits, health, healthy lifestyle, holistic approach., inactivity, lifestyle risk, overweight, Pain, pain management, physical therapy, poor diet, Prevention, Rehabilitation, self-care, smoking, study, Treatment, wellnesscome join our epic minecraft server where we cure back pain with virtual blocks! if you’ve been slouching at your computer all day, our pixelated world will straighten you right up! we got potions that make your back feel like a million diamonds, and if that doesn’t work, just build a chiropractor’s office and give yourself a massage with a pickaxe! our players have gone from hunchbacks to straight spines in just one gaming session! so come on over and let us fix your back with the power of pixels! -
OkiRapeStopCraft
Accountability, changes, cooperation, crime, Diplomatic, foreign policy, international relations, Japan, Justice, military bases, military presence, negotiations, okinawa, OkiRapeStopCraft, Prevention, Rapes, Safety, SECURITY, sexual assault, sexual violence, U.S. Militarycome join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world! -
CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtectivecome join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer! -
Baby Boom Server
age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinctyo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo! -
Blocky Cough Outbreak
2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping coughLOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time! -
MineFit: CardioCraft – Reduce Disease!
150 minutes per week, active lifestyle, Cancer, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease risk, diabetes, Disease, disease prevention, Exercise, FITNESS, health benefits, Long-term Health, lower risk, MineFit, moderate intensity, physical activity, Prevention, Reduce, research, respiratory disease, statistically significant, vigorous intensity, wellnesscome join our epic minecraft server where you can BURN CALORIES by mining and building all day long! research found that playing on our server for at least 150 minutes a week can lower your risk of getting 19 chronic diseases like heart disease, cancer, and even diabetes! so come on and join us for some virtual exercise and stay healthy while having a BLAST!