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Fire Escape Haven 1.21.2
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being carried out of a fire again! Unless you’re a stupid racist sexist fire victim, then you deserve it for getting yourself into that mess in the first place! Stay out of fires and join our server for a wild and crazy time! -
BlockBusters: Suicide Prevention Edition
Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the brink of insanity! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for unsuspecting players.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
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Back Pain Crafters
come join our epic minecraft server where we cure back pain with virtual blocks! if you’ve been slouching at your computer all day, our pixelated world will straighten you right up! we got potions that make your back feel like a million diamonds, and if that doesn’t work, just build a chiropractor’s office and give yourself a massage with a pickaxe! our players have gone from hunchbacks to straight spines in just one gaming session! so come on over and let us fix your back with the power of pixels! -
OkiRapeStopCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop rapes in okinawa with our magical pixel powers! we have unicorns and flying pigs to protect you from any bad guys trying to ruin the fun. plus, our diamond swords are so sharp they can cut through anything, even the toughest of griefers. so come on over and join the fight against injustice in the virtual world! -
CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer! -
SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
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Baby Boom Server
yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo! -
Blocky Cough Outbreak
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time! -
CraftyCreeperClap
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.
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MineFit: CardioCraft – Reduce Disease!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can BURN CALORIES by mining and building all day long! research found that playing on our server for at least 150 minutes a week can lower your risk of getting 19 chronic diseases like heart disease, cancer, and even diabetes! so come on and join us for some virtual exercise and stay healthy while having a BLAST!