But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.
So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.
Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!
Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.
So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.
Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?
One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?
So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
| Plugins |
|---|
| Lands |
| Shop |
| Worldguard |
| Multiverse |
| Chat feelings |
| Gsit |
| Dynmap |
| BlazeandCaves Advancements |
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: We now have a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration so that our main world can continue to be a hub for our player’s fantastic projects.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What type of server is TCT? | TCT is a small scale, semi-vanilla survival server with its own creative world. |
| What plugins does TCT use? | TCT uses plugins such as Lands, Shop, Worldguard, Multiverse, Chat feelings, Gsit, Dynmap, and BlazeandCaves Advancements for socializing and convenience. |
| How does the community influence TCT? | TCT allows players to suggest changes and vote on proposals through Discord, as well as host a monthly MVP vote to highlight outstanding players. |
| Are there any special events on TCT? | TCT now has a raid world that resets monthly for resource gathering and exploration. |
We got all the crazy builds, the epic PvP battles, and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in your life.
Don’t waste your time watching VTubers, come hang out with us and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity.
Join now and let’s create some epic memories together, bro!
Join our server and experience a world where even the most two-dimensional players are welcomed with open arms. And who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a compliment about your lovely father while you’re at it!
So come on down to our server and leave rudeness at the door – unless, of course, you’re looking to be called a “jerk” from above. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their Minecraft adventures?
Our server is so chill that even if someone tries to block your way, you can just build a giant wall around their car and keep on cruising. No need to worry about karma striking back, because on our server, karma is just a cute little sheep wandering around.
So come join us and leave all your IRL drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of diamonds (but don’t worry, we have plenty to go around)!