we have a special event where players can compete in a hand sanitiser drinking contest to see who can become the ultimate germ warrior. but be careful, too much hand sanitiser can turn you into a bacteria zombie yourself.
our spawn area is a giant hand sanitiser bottle where players can jump in and slide down into the world of clean chaos. build your base out of giant bacteria cells and watch out for the hand sanitiser rain that falls from the sky.
join us now for a truly unique and hilarious minecraft experience that will leave you questioning the cleanliness of your own hands. who knew hand sanitiser could be so deadly and so much fun?
we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that moo in perfect harmony. our villagers are known for throwing the best parties in all of minecraft land. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.
our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. need a stack of diamonds? poof, it’s yours. wanna ride a dragon? consider it done. they make dreams come true faster than you can say “ender dragon.”
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves. but hey, what’s life without a little risk, amirite?
we did a study and found out that playin on our server while takin blood pressure drugs can prevent epilepsy in at-risk adults! it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s real! so come join us and say goodbye to epilepsy forever!
further research is needed, but who needs research when u have our minecraft server? join now and start livin ur best life without epilepsy holdin u back! it’s gonna be epic, trust us!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.
we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.
join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!
