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We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
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Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.
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