We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!
Our server is fire-proof and cousin-proof, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual house won’t burn down while you’re out mining for diamonds. Plus, we have a strict no-towel-on-the-stove policy to ensure that everyone stays safe and sound.
So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a thriving community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and goodies.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build, explore, and survive in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join us today and leave the real-life craziness behind!
our players have reported a 99% decrease in long covid symptoms since joining our server. doctors are baffled by this miraculous recovery and can only attribute it to the magical powers of our pixelated world.
come join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens and riding on the backs of dragons. who needs a vaccine when you have a diamond sword that can cure any ailment?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say goodbye to long covid and hello to endless hours of minecraft madness!
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!
Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers as the DJ. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs the latest updates when you can have this level of insanity?
One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?
And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.
Picture this: a group of players battling it out in a virtual arena, using their Minecraft skills to outwit and outplay their opponents. The stakes are high, the competition is fierce, and only one player will come out on top as the ultimate champion.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious quests, hidden treasures, and secret alliances. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next corner.
So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the perfect girl and claim your rightful place as the ruler of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you on our server.
Welcome to TheGreatSMP, a Minecraft 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer that uses the modpack Better Minecraft and plugins to enhance your Minecraft modded experience to its maximum potential!
Please, in order to play, install Better Minecraft v34 HF: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4/files/5854101
And remove the following mods from your mods folder: Patchouli-1.20.1-84-FORGE Kambrik-6.1.1+1.20.1-forge Bountiful-6.0.3+1.20.1-forge
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Syndicate Network Skyblock & Factions Adventures Await!
Syndicate Netowrk is a high-quality Minecraft Factions and SkyBlock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!
syndicate-network.net:27023
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride dragons into battle. If you want to learn their ancient secrets and become a true Minecraft master, you better join us before the server gets overrun by zombie pigmen with laser eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Kylian Mbappe in the dust and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
Hello! We are happy to inform you that the WhiteForce Network is available again! We no longer have just one server, but an entire network that is constantly expanding, with new servers every month! We currently have two active servers available: – GalaxyBox – our most popular server, full of adventure and experiences! – Survival – available again soon, currently under maintenance, but worth the wait! The WhiteForce Network is constantly expanding, so we are waiting for you with new unique servers every month! And the best news is that we operate with crossplay support, so Java Edition and Bedrock Edition users can join!
Join the network: – IP: play.whiteforce.hu – Version: 1.7.X-1.21.X – Discord server link: [WhiteForce Discord](https://discord.gg/EJvdmTxfAf) Regards, The WhiteForce Network team
play.whiteforce.hu:32015
