Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.
our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!
rumor has it that our server is so addicting, it’s like a virus that infects your brain and makes you never want to leave. but don’t worry, it’s a good kind of virus that only brings joy and excitement.
we’ve got secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. yes, you read that right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else can you find that kind of entertainment?
so come on over and join us on our server. just be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to stop. but hey, who needs sleep when you can build a giant toilet made out of diamonds, amirite?