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Preventable Deaths

  • Death by Creepers!

    Death by Creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?

    Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre

    Diarrhea Minecraft SMP Massacre

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon named Fluffy.

    So why are so many Indians dying from diarrhea, you ask? Well, that’s just one of the many mysteries waiting to be solved on our server. Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SudanFamine100

    SudanFamine100

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, let me tell you about this server where you can build the craziest, most epic structures ever seen in the blocky world!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil zombies with diamond swords, and even have epic dance parties with villagers! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to find it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the mobs are friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a magical portal that will transport you to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespawnRIP

    RespawnRIP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyCancerPreventer

    BlockyCancerPreventer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna prevent half of adult cancer deaths in da US! Yea, u heard me right, we got some magical Minecraft powers dat can make u live foreva!

    Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!

    We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!

    So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

    AngloWarriorz Minecraft Server: Where Men and Mobs Battle it Out!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anglo men are warriors and sheep tremble in fear! Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and duel with creepers using nothing but a carrot on a stick.

    Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by anglo men in full diamond armor. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden apples for dirt blocks.

    But beware, for there are rumors of a legendary player who can summon lightning storms with a flick of their wrist. Will you challenge them to a PvP battle or cower in fear like a noob?

    So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun. Let’s show the world that anglo men are the true warriors of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

    MemeCraft – LOLs and Blocks Galore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! 🤩

    Are you tired of playing with the basic Steve and Alex skins? Do you want to explore a world where indie vtubers reign supreme with an average of 500 viewers or more? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at! 🎮

    Join us and become a VIP in the land of indie vtubers, where the cool kids hang out and discuss the latest trends in the streaming world. From Twitch partners to YouTube sensations, we’ve got them all! 💥

    But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, because we believe in giving everyone a chance to shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next big thing on our server! 🌟

    Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for some epic highlights, or delve into our VOD Archival Guide for a trip down memory lane. And don’t forget to explore our /lig/ VOD Archive for all the best indie vtuber content in one place! 📹

    Need a break from all the streaming madness? Dive into our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun, or create your own tier list with our Tiermaker tool. The possibilities are endless on this server! 💃

    And mark your calendars, because we’ve got a whole list of upcoming birthdays to celebrate with our Chuuba Birthday Calendar. From Yoclesh to Zuma, we’ve got all the best indie vtuber birthdays covered! 🎂

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become part of the indie vtuber revolution! Ducks are welcome too, because why not? 🦆

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    Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! 🚀

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

    Blocky Booboo’s Banana Bonanza

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look out! Because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil zombie clowns with explosive watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow cheese and defend it from an army of angry llamas armed with banana guns.

    But that’s not all! Take part in our legendary Disco Pig Dance Party where pigs dressed in glittering disco outfits show off their best dance moves. Or embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Bacon hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    Crafty Creepers: Where Antichrist’s Jewish Escape Plan Begins

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Jews out of Iran will follow the Antichrist on our server! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly the sky turns red and the ground starts shaking. Out of nowhere, a group of Jews from Iran appear, ready to follow the Antichrist and cause chaos in the game. It’s a wild ride, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against mythical creatures, build the craziest structures you can imagine, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    Crafting Wizards: Magic Arena Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Looking for a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and LOLZ galore!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance parties. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that he’s learning how to do the floss dance just to impress our players. And if that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!

    So come on down to our server and let’s ROFL our way through the world of Minecraft together. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await us? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe, because things are about to get EPIC!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP