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Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Mines Excavated:	4996
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

LastOneStanding, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	748648	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Void Gems Collected:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8859
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Animals Bred:	130	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9926	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	703854	Secret Passages Found:	4

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	5169	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Items Found:	3953
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Animals Bred:	64	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!