Prevent MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

long tail tag, Allergy, Disney, terms, lawsuit

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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FinnCraft – No Rusky Buys!

government policy, national security, european union, legislation, FinnCraft

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build ur own lil world in minecraft, right? well, imagine if u could do that but with a twist! on this server, we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening, like, for realz.

first off, we got this epic war going on between the finnish and russian players. it’s like, total chaos, man. the finnish players are trying to stop the russian players from buying up all the properties in their virtual world. like, can u imagine that? it’s like a virtual cold war, but with blocks and stuff.

and get this, the defence minister is getting involved too! he’s like, “no way, russian players, u can’t take over our virtual land!” it’s like a whole new level of drama in minecraft, dude.

so, if u wanna be part of this insane virtual war and help defend the finnish properties from the russian invaders, then u gotta join our server. it’s like nothing u’ve ever seen before, trust me. come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic minecraft battle!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

inhibit, power, Realistic, blockbusters, thwart

Looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who are so skilled at building, they once recreated the entire city of Atlantis in-game. And guess what? Poseidon himself logged on to check it out and was so impressed, he made them honorary citizens of the underwater kingdom.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond-clad warriors riding on the backs of dragons, launching fireballs at each other while dodging arrows and TNT explosions. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, except it’s happening right in front of your eyes.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Our server is filled with hidden chests full of rare loot, just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted boots that let them walk on water. They promptly used them to challenge Jesus to a race across the Sea of Galilee. Realistically, who could stop them?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to the next level, join us now! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

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LobbyBlockersCraft

regulations, Jobs, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, UK Government

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

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Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

inflammation, Brain2Brawn, long tail tags, Prevent, INFECTIONS

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

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Waifu-free Minecraft Server

stomped out, Manga, Prevent, twenty years ago, Trash

Are you tired of waifufaggotry ruining your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to keep all waifus at bay and provide a safe space for true gamers. Join us and help us stomp out this cancer once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who only listens to those who denounce waifus. So if you’re ready to prove your gaming prowess and take on the ultimate challenge, join us now!

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Pip-ACKed Minecraft Server

WOMENS RIGHTS, Islam, discrimination, Stereotypes, Gender Roles

Are you tired of your daughters running around like wild hooligans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have the ultimate cheat code to prevent your daughters from becoming whores – Islam! That’s right, join our server and watch as your daughters suddenly become modest and respectful players, all thanks to the power of religion in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that allow you to summon camels to ride around on and build mosques instead of houses. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our server today!

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CancerCraftGenes or ThriveCraftGenes

genetic testing, CancerCraftGenes, research, therapeutic target, cancer research

yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got over 5,000 genetic variants dat make cancers go cray cray in da game. like, u can literally watch as tumors grow and spread in ur Minecraft world. but don’t worry, we also got a secret weapon to fight against these cancer mobs – a magical potion dat can cure dem all! join now and be da hero of ur own cancer-fighting adventure! #MinecraftMedicine #CancerCrusaders

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FusedFireworksMC

FusedFireworksMC, detonate, Firework, ignite, Start

join our epic minecraft server and be the ultimate destroyer or protector, depending on your mood! our server is like a crazy mix of an electrician’s dream and a pyromaniac’s paradise.

imagine setting off fireworks that can either create beautiful displays or cause massive explosions, all at your fingertips! you can be the hero who saves the day by diffusing bombs or the villain who sets off chaos wherever you go.

with endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never get bored on our server. so come on and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination!

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CuckCraft Minecraft Server

Technology, Patents, discovery, Prevent, gpl

Are you tired of pesky players stealing your redstone creations and claiming them as their own? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! We have implemented a strict “No Stealing Science” policy to protect your technological advancements.

But wait, there’s more! We also have the world’s first-ever GPL applied to hardware in Minecraft! That’s right, all your builds are protected under the Minecraft General Public License. So no one can swipe your epic builds without giving you credit.

Join us today and unleash your inner mad scientist on our one-of-a-kind server. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and wild inventions along the way!

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