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Green Tea Kingdom
so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness! -
ViagraCraft: Brain Boosting Adventures
so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like taking viagra for your brain! yep, you heard me right! our server is like a brain boost for all you gamers out there. imagine preventing dementia while building epic structures and battling mobs. it’s like a win-win situation, dude.we had this one player who was like, “i couldn’t remember where i put my diamonds, but after playing on this server, my memory is as sharp as a diamond sword!” true story, bro. and another player said, “i used to get lost in the mines all the time, but now i navigate like a pro thanks to this server!”
so come on, join us and experience the ultimate brain boost while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew gaming could be so good for your noggin?
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HetzMC.EU
Hello and welcome to HetzMC.EU!
On this server you can play many different game modes; for example: Practice, SkyBlock, World, and much more. There is something for everyone to discover and experience.
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Prime Kingdom: Where the Only Thing Vanilla is the Ice Cream. Hermitcraft-like server for fun and shenanigans. Join the chaos now!
Prime Kingdom Minecraft Server Welcome to Prime Kingdom! We are a close-knit Minecraft community looking for new players to join us in our upcoming season. Join us for a vanilla experience with a few added datapacks for extra fun. Our community values equality and collaboration, so come be a part of our wonderful world! FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer When was Prime Kingdom established? Prime Kingdom was established in 2020 at the start of the pandemic. What kind of experience can I expect on Prime Kingdom? We aim to provide a strong vanilla experience with a few select datapacks for added fun. What are the rules on Prime Kingdom? Use common sense, no stealing or griefing, no cheating. Discrimination is not tolerated. Follow the gentleman rule and fix any damage you cause. Who is welcome to join Prime Kingdom? Everyone is welcome – young, old, new players, experienced players, and even creatures beyond imagination. As long as you are active and mature, you are welcome in our community. How can I join Prime Kingdom? Fill out the application form linked here and one of the moderators will contact you. -
Fresh Scented Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone smells like they haven’t showered in weeks? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict hygiene policy! We even have a virtual shower plugin where your character can lather up and smell fresh as a daisy. Join us and experience the sweet scent of success (and soap) as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! Trust us, your nostrils will thank you. -
Invasion of Minecraft SMP Land
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of defending our virtual country from a possible invasion by the evil Nurgle and his hordes! Our land is filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to become a legendary hero in the virtual world. So grab your sword, gather your friends, and get ready to fight for glory and honor in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! -
DateCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a “depressed single loser” like our friend here? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave your dating woes behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who understand your struggles.Just like how our friend here tried to get feedback from his date, you can also seek advice from our friendly community on how to level up your game both in Minecraft and in the dating world. Who knows, you might even find your player 2 while building your dream castle together!
So come on, join us on this crazy journey where anything is possible, even finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential soulmates waiting to be discovered? See you in the game, lovebirds!
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Mom’s BF, No Sleepover!
Are you tired of dealing with shady characters like Sal in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!Join us and build your own virtual paradise away from all the chaos of the real world. No more worrying about loud noises or beer smells triggering traumatic memories – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, on our server, you can meet new friends like Jack (minus all the baggage) and create lasting memories together. So why wait? Join now and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds!
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GrownUpGamerMC SMP
Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive with a bunch of crazy players? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!Join us for the wildest adventure of your life, where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and let your inner child run wild.
We’ve got secret underground bases, epic battles with dragons, and even a rumor of a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!
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Adulting: The Ultimate Letdown
adulting disappointments, childhood expectations, letdown, adulting frustrations, growing up disappointmentsAre you tired of adulting and want to escape to a world where you can let your inner child run wild? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs into battle, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our weekly karaoke nights.
So why waste your time on boring adult stuff when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!