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Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

trends, 2019, substance abuse, mental health, 2015

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

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NoTropesAllowedMC

Outdated, Diversity, Transphobia, prevalent, racism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the same old tropes? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild and wacky TV show that got canceled for being too outrageous! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of ridiculousness where you can build a house made entirely of cheese, ride llamas into battle, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you special powers if you can catch it. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything goes!

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BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

somatic, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, DNA replication, braincraft

Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

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IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

Societal, habitual, common, smp, norm

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).

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CraftyCommons

Overlooked, frequently underestimated, widely present, commonly seen, everyday occurrence

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of insanity! We have more exploding chickens than you can shake a diamond sword at. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every hour on the hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Sheep King, who rules over his woolly subjects with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can best him in a game of sheep shearing, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, as one player found out the hard way when they wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

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BuzzCraft Minecraft Server

stale, prevalent, pervasive, ubiquitous, buzz word

Are you tired of hearing the same old buzzwords like “innovative” and “cutting-edge”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the epitome of absurdity and chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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PlasticPeenCraft

plastic waste, tissue, plastic particles, research, microplastics

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have discovered microplastics in penises for the first time! That’s right, we’re breaking boundaries and exploring new frontiers in the world of Minecraft!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a vein of microplastics! It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist! Who knew that plastic could be so dang exciting in the world of Minecraft?

Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover the secrets of these plastic-infused penises. Will we find more plastic treasures? Will we build a plastic palace fit for a king? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dive into this crazy adventure together. Who knows what we’ll discover next in this wacky world of plastic penises and pixelated adventures! Let’s goooo!

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Where Did He Go? Minecraft Server

did he travel, uncertainty, Repetition, inquiry, past tense

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds, or participate in epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious ruler who controls all poultry in the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken King yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Let the madness begin!

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Meta Minecraft SMP Gurus

meta commentary on current events, gurus, Minecraft, meta gaming tips, meta insights

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or maybe you’re more interested in hunting down elusive rainbow sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie do the moonwalk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness! Who needs diamonds when you can have dancing zombies and fire-breathing chickens?

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BlockyCraft – Minecraft Server

survey, osrs, Diaries, Fixes, Communication

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane competitions, and fart cc chat channel (yes, you read that right).

We’ve got Leagues V: Raging Echoes OUT NOW! And let me tell you, the echoes are raging like never before. Help shape the future of our server by participating in our Player Support Survey – your opinion matters!

Not sure what to do on our server? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries to keep you busy for days. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our 2024 Skilling Competition – it’s so intense, even the platform.twitter.com/widgets.js can’t handle it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection). See you in the game, and remember, don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

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