SnackAddictMC SMP

indulgence, pretzels, smp, SWEET, Food

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build and stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster ride through a volcano.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if you can defeat them, the treasure is all yours!

But that’s not all, folks. This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can bust a move with a creeper without getting blown up, you win a special prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a snack that you can’t stop eating until it’s all gone – you’re gonna need the energy for all the craziness that’s about to go down!

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SnackCraft: Movie Munchies

Popcorn, binge watching, nachos, Chocolate, snack attack

Are you tired of snacking alone while watching movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a virtual snack bar where you can munch on pixelated popcorn and sip on blocky soda while watching movies with your fellow players! Join us for the ultimate movie night experience and never snack alone again!

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O’zapft is Minecraft SMP

dancing, celebration, O’zapft is, Bavarian culture, pretzels

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for our Oktoberfest celebration where we have virtual beer gardens, pig racing, and even a pumpkin spice latte stand!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet llama that can do backflips! Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Prost! 🍻🎃🤪

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ChipDipRatios

pita chips, spinach dip, guacamole, appetizer, tortilla chips

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dip. ya heard me right, DIP. not just any dip, but like, the best dip in da whole minecraft universe. we got cheese dip, salsa dip, guacamole dip, even chocolate dip for dem sweet tooth players.

but wait, there's more! we also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and stuff. u gotta solve riddles and puzzles to find it, but trust me, it's worth it.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on ur enemies? yea, we got that too.

so come on down to our server and join the dip-filled, treasure-hunting, dragon-riding fun!

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No Idea Where I Am Legacy: A Semi-Anarchy Server with No Coordinates, Elytra, or Resets! v1.21

Safe, semi anarchy, balance, Server, Legacy

Minecraft Server: NoCoords Legacy

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	Join Discord here

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla in order to improve game balance.

Adjustments include:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Rules are minimal and there to ensure that the game remains fun and safe for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

More clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use coordinates on this server?	No, coordinates are disabled on NoCoords Legacy to add a challenge to gameplay.
Are elytra allowed?	No, elytra are disabled on this server.
What happens if I break an end crystal or explode a bed?	Don’t worry, they do no damage to players or structures on this server.
Can I spawn phantoms by not sleeping?	Phantom spawning is disabled on NoCoords Legacy.
Is nether roof void damage enabled?	Yes, on this server nether roof void damage is enabled.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

beats, video game tunes, Server, video game melodies, video game sound design

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old music? Look no further, because our server has the most epic tunes that will make you feel like you’re in a rave party with creepers and zombies! Our music is so lit, even Notch himself would be jealous.

Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky beats and pixelated jams. Our music will make you want to dance like a villager on a Sunday morning. Plus, rumor has it that listening to our music will give you superpowers in the game. You’ll be able to mine diamonds with your eyes closed and build a castle in seconds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and groove your way to victory! Just be warned, once you hear our music, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a siren’s song, but instead of crashing your ship, it’ll just make you build even cooler stuff in Minecraft.

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Libtards In Minecraft SMP

CONSERVATIVE, left wing, political opinions, polarizing, political discourse

Are you tired of dealing with boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of cake in the communal chest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses to a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, our players’ creativity knows no bounds.

And if you’re looking for some spicy drama, look no further than our chat. You’ll never know what kind of wild conspiracy theories or heated debates about the best way to build a house you’ll stumble upon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun!

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CousinCraft Minecraft Server

on-demand tutor, academic assistance, independent work, academic support, college resources

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any slacking like Karly! Looking for a place to escape the drama and demands of entitled cousins? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of tackling challenges on your own, just like you should in college. No on-demand tutors here, just good old-fashioned hard work and determination.

Don’t worry, we won’t send you pictures of homework and demand answers in two hours. We believe in independence and self-reliance, just like a true Minecraft warrior.

So if you’re tired of entitled cousins and their ridiculous demands, join our server and show Karly that you can handle anything thrown your way, without needing constant hand-holding. Plus, we have virtual snacks! Join now and leave the drama behind.

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NoBroKidsAllowedMC

temporary housing, Eviction, space constraints, Support, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life family drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us for a chance to create your dream world without any pesky relatives crashing on your virtual couch. No need to worry about childproofing your pixelated palace or sharing your limited space with unexpected guests.

Explore our server and let your creativity run wild as you build epic structures and embark on thrilling adventures. Leave the guilt-tripping and family drama behind as you immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your hard work.

So come join us and leave the real world chaos behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide who gets the last diamond block!

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LonelyCraft SMP: Oops!

Funny Experience, embarrassing experience, awkward experience, funny story, alone situation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the most hilarious and outrageous moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Or maybe you’re out exploring and you come across a village where all the villagers have formed a synchronized swimming team in a pond. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Build Battle: Extreme Edition” where players have to build the craziest and most outrageous structures they can think of. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a group of chickens performing a Shakespearean play or participate in a llama race where the finish line is guarded by a giant zombie in a tutu? Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

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Pretzels

Minecraft Server: NoCoords Legacy

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