PrettyCraftLand Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PrettyCraftLand

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your crops grow faster and your diamonds shine brighter? Well, you’re in luck because this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us on this magical journey where the sun always shines, the creepers are friendly, and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)! Our community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a talking llama who gives out free hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable block in all of Minecraft: the elusive Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will have unlimited bacon for life!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	124	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2592
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchantments Applied:	169
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8267
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Farms Harvested:	469
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3019
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

AAA, AAAA, BBB, Minecraft, pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt, Ppppppppppp, RRRR, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Animals Bred:	57	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	7629
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Geopolitics, global politics, human rights violations, Injuries, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, WarzoneCraft, wsj

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎