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What The Fuck Minecraft SMP

anger, Community, Dev, disbelief, emotions, Frustration, fuck, Investments, Losses, marketcap, memecoin, Minecraft, missed opportunities, regret, rug, shock, smp

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	3905	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of missing out on huge opportunities like selling CHEESE at a loss on a memecoin marketcap? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where even the most outrageous decisions can lead to success. Who knows, you might even find yourself going from 1m marketcap to 11M in less than a week! So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP and make some epic memories that will leave you saying, “HOW THE F**K IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!”

Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Okay, I’m waiting for you to be funny Minecraft SMP

amusement, anticipation, comedic timing, comedy, comic relief, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, humor, Humorist, Humorous, LAUGH, Minecraft, series, Show, Sitcom, smp, television, Television Show, TV, Waiting, WIT

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Captain Pickaxe, decided to challenge the entire server to a build-off. The theme? Giant statues of their favorite food. Let’s just say things got a little out of hand when someone tried to build a 50-foot-tall pizza and accidentally summoned a herd of hungry zombies. But hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows? Yeah, it’s a thing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and creativity, then come join us! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky pranksters who like to fill your house with chickens when you least expect it. Trust me, it’s all in good fun.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9244
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens? Only on our server will you experience such wacky and wild events!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive events like the “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical skills to win epic rewards. And don’t miss out on the “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” event where you can dress up in fancy outfits and attend a glamorous party with your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like ours anywhere else.

ShadowBird Minecraft SMP

#my hero academia, Anime, creepy, Dark, dark hero, dark powers, Darkness, distrust, Evil, fear, feathers, Fumikage Tokoyami, Hero, Intimidating, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, Scary, ShadowBird, Sinister, smp, suspicious, trust issues, Villain

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Items Found:	5192
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got heroes who look more evil than the actual villains, making you question who the real bad guys are. Join us if you want to be constantly on edge, never knowing who to trust or who might stab you in the back (literally). And hey, if you’re looking for a reason to hate someone, we’ve got plenty of sketchy characters to choose from. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

March to Minecraft SMP Lumpur

activism, activism in Malaysia, citizens’ rights, civil disobedience, current events, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur protest, lumpur, Malaysia, March, Minecraft, peaceful protest, political movement, protest, protest march, public gathering, smp, social justice, solidarity

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5571
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Void Armor Forged:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a new adventure.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race. That’s right, we host weekly chicken races where the winner gets a stack of enchanted golden apples. And don’t worry, our chickens are trained professionals.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Kuala Lumpur March, where players must navigate through a maze of exploding creepers and lava pits to reach the promised land of diamonds. It’s a race against time and your fellow players, but the rewards are worth it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world?

Tiny High Schoolers Minecraft Server

Adventure, camping, Caution, cautionary tale, creepy predators, Dangerous, Freaks, HIGH, horny, Japanese high schoolers, JK bodies, Minecraft, PROWLING, Risky, Safety, Schoolers, Server, solo camping, teenagers, Tiny, unsupervised, vulnerable, Wilderness, Woods

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of surviving in the wilderness just like those Japanese high schoolers! But don’t worry, we’ve made sure to amp up the danger level by adding in some seriously horny freaks who are just dying to get a piece of that pixelated JK action.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart these pervy predators and make it out alive. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as they’re not too creepy)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, keep an eye out for those sneaky pervs lurking in the shadows…they’re always on the prowl for some pixelated fun!

Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

Characters, characters we couldn’t save, couldn’t save, couldnt, Good, Good characters, ITT, long tail tags, Minecraft, Save, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!