pretext – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft: Too Busy Mining!

alibi, AVOID, busy, Commitment, cover story, Creative, Deception, dodging, Escape, evading, EXCUSE, ExcuseCraft, Fabricated, fabricated excuse, fib, fictional, Get out, made up, Mining, OBLIGATION, pretext, RESPONSIBILITY, white lie

Are you tired of boring commitments getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect excuse to ditch all those pesky responsibilities! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only commitment you need to make is to building the most epic block castle ever seen.

Forget about lame excuses like “I have a dentist appointment” or “my dog ate my homework”, on our server you can tell your boss you can’t come in because you’re busy fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen in the Nether. Need to skip a family gathering? Just tell them you’re too busy taming a herd of wild llamas in the mountains. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs commitments when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

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AllergyCraft: No Lawsuits Here!

Allergy, AllergyCraft, death, Disney, lawsuit, Lawsuits, long tail tag, Prevent, terms

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but also watch disney+ at the same time? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the disney movies u can watch while u mine and build ur epic creations.

also, did u know that joining this server will make u immune to all allergies? yup, that’s right! no more sneezing or itching, just pure gaming bliss.

oh, and did i mention that playing on this server will give u the ability to fly in real life? yeah, u heard me right. just log on and suddenly u’ll be soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this magical server where dreams come true and allergies disappear. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

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MicrobeCraft

appliance care, Bacteria, cleaning tips, cooking equipment, Food Safety, household bacteria, household items, hygiene, Kitchen Appliances, kitchen bacteria, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen germs, kitchen health, kitchen hygiene, kitchen maintenance, kitchen maintenance tips, kitchen microbiome, kitchen sanitation, MicrobeCraft, Microbiome, microwave oven

so, like, have you ever thought about your microwave oven having its own little world of tiny creatures living inside? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s totally a thing! join us and explore the microscopic universe of your microwave oven’s microbiome!

imagine tiny villagers living inside, crafting tiny tools and battling against evil mold monsters. you can be their hero, their savior, their tiny god!

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to explore the wonders of the microwave oven microbiome, but you also get to ride giant chickens into battle, tame explosive llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in a game! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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bagel 2

building, Challenges, Community, Events, Exploration, gameplay, grind, java, join now, Linktree, Mods, multiplayer, new launch, Players, Resources, smp, socials, Survival, Vanilla, Website

java 1.21 vanilla smp server! just launched! join now if you want to grind a brand new vanilla smp! our website is bagel2.net, and you can find our socials through the linktree linked in the social tab

mc.bagel2.net

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Berry Middle School

admin applications, admins, Anarchy, Berry Middle School, Minecraft, No hacking, Non-PTW, PvE, PvP, setting homes, Survival, Tpa

this is a non ptw cool pvp and pve server pvp alwase on have fun! tpa setting homes is on if you need help contact one of the admins online admin apllycations might be open NO HACKING!

berrygang.org

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Dragon’s Den: The Semi-Grilled SMP Java Edition! Unlock the gate if you’re over 18 and approved. Version 1.21 ready!

Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, APPROVED, authentic, Builds, Community, Custom armor statues, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Den, dragons, Dynmap, Edition, Farms, Gate, java, large projects, mini blocks, more mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Plugins, quality of life, Ready, Semi Vanilla, SemiGrilled, Silence Mobs, Simple VC, smp, Survival, unlock, Version, Villager Workstation Highlights, Youre

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Current Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla experience within a 20k world border.
Why choose Draconicraft?	The server does not reset with every Minecraft update, allowing players to work on long-term projects and enjoy the game with a supportive community.
What languages are allowed?	English is encouraged for public communication, but players can chat in any language over voice chat respectfully.
What datapacks does Draconicraft offer?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, and Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info.
How can I join Draconicraft?	Join their Discord server and fill out the application form to get started.

ScareCraft Minecraft Server

bone-chilling, chilling, fear, Frightening, Game, goosebumps, heart-pounding, Horror, horror game, INTENSE, jump scares, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, psychological horror, ScareCraft, Scary, Server, spooky, survival horror, Suspenseful, Terrifying, Thriller, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but boring! Join us if you dare for a wild ride through a world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds instead of mud. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite XP, where you can flush away your troubles and level up like never before.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.

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ASMRcraft SMP: Vibin’ with VTubers

archiving tools, asmr, asmr community, ASMR definition, ASMR explanation, ASMR resources, ASMR techniques, asmr triggers, ASMRCraft, Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response, binaural audio, body preparation, channel list, JP keywords, Relaxation, sensory experience, sensory feeling, smp, tingling sensation, touch triggers, Vibin, Vtubers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ASMR stands for “Adventures, Survival, Mining, and Ridiculousness!” Join us on this server for a tingling sensation of excitement as you prepare yourself for the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, ASMR is the key to success. Trigger your senses with the soothing sounds of creepers exploding, the gentle touch of a diamond pickaxe on obsidian, and the relaxing hum of a zombie horde approaching.

Our community is filled with ASMR enthusiasts who will guide you through the world of Minecraft like never before. We have binaural audio experts who will serenade you with enchanting melodies as you build your dream base and battle epic bosses.

So why wait? Join us on this ASMR-filled adventure and prepare to be amazed by the tingling sensation of pure Minecraft madness. Trust us, once you experience ASMR on our server, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

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CreepCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreepCraft, Cultural differences, Decision making, different culture, family dynamics, Girlfriend, home address, lashing out, Minecraft, misunderstandings, overreacting, parents, personal safety, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, Trust, uncle

Are you tired of dealing with overprotective in-laws who think they can control your love life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from nosy relatives. No more worrying about your girlfriend’s dad showing up at your virtual doorstep demanding to see your dad – here, you’re free to create your own destiny!

Plus, with our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual uncle who’s a bit iffy about different cultures but still understands the importance of having a good time.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a while. After all, where else can you build a castle without worrying about unwanted visitors showing up unannounced?

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PartyPanicCraft

Affair, Boundaries, Divorce, estranged, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family harmony, family loyalty, family party, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, father’s wife, forgiveness, PartyPanicCraft, personal space, sibling

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and ridiculous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where creepers are your estranged family members, and skeletons are the exes you never want to see again. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t try to convince you to forgive them for blowing up your house.

And if you’re tired of dealing with family drama, our server is the perfect escape. No more awkward family dinners or unwanted invitations to be part of someone else’s family. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family disharmony when you can have block harmony instead? See you in the game, where the only skeletons in the closet are the ones you put there yourself.

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LieCraft SMP: FibMaster3000

cover up, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, exaggeration, fabrication, facade, falsehood, fib, FibMaster3000, half-truth, Hidden Truth, lie, LieCraft, little white lie, Manipulation, misleading, Pretense, secret, smp, untruth, white lie

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where lying is not only encouraged, but celebrated! We have a special lie detector plugin that rewards players for coming up with the most outrageous lies. In fact, our server’s founder once convinced everyone that they were actually a talking llama in real life. Don’t miss out on the chance to showcase your creativity and deception skills on our server!

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