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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9180 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5420 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
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