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BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6457	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ores Mined:	8426
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crops Grown:	8449	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	295	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	3215	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7471
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3136	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

DownUnderCraft

australian government, CounterTerrorism, downundercraft, emergency response, homeland security, intelligence agencies, law enforcement, national alert, national defense, national security, probable, public awareness, Public Safety, risk assessment, safety precautions, security measures, security protocols, terror alert, Terrorism, terrorist threats, threat level

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4557	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!