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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9509 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.
If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.
Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.
But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.
