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CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	950

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

CraftyChicksServer

Awareness, Behavior, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, experiences, Girlfriend, habits, Insights, learning, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, observations, Partnership, perceptions, personal growth, relationships, Surprises, Understanding, Wife, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2132	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of mining and crafting all alone in Minecraft? Join our server and discover the wacky world of women’s habits that will leave you scratching your head! From hoarding diamonds like they’re going out of style to building secret underground bases for their pet creepers, you’ll never look at your girlfriend or wife the same way again. Join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of the female mind while building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining?

Vanilla Vibes SMP

Adventure, building, collaboration, community focus, creativity, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Griefing, Land Claims, multiplayer, Plugins, Sethome, Shops, Spawn, Survival, Teleportation, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Welcoming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	104
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our vibrant community where adventure meets creativity! Dive into a survival multiplayer (SMP) experience that focuses on collaboration, exploration, and building without the chaos of PvP. Economy System: Engage in a thriving economy! Trade with other players, create shops, and build your wealth. Land Claims: Protect your builds with our easy-to-use land claims system. No more worries about griefing—your creations are safe! Essential Plugins: Enjoy quality-of-life features like: Sethome: Easily set and teleport to your home. Spawn: A welcoming spawn area with resources and guidance for new players. Teleportation: Convenient teleport options to friends and locations. Voting Rewards: Show your support! Vote for our server and earn rewards like extra claim blocks, enhancing your gameplay experience without any pay-to-win mechanics. Community Focus: Join a friendly and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s a place for you here! Join us today and start your adventure! We can’t wait to see what you create!

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Synthrunner

active community, Anti-Griefing Protection, beginner friendly, Challenges & Quests, Community Events, economic system, Economy, empire-building, Events, Exclusive Rewards, experienced players, Growing Community, Island expansion, minecraft journey, Missions, OneBlock, PvP, Resource Management, Safe building, single block, Survival, trade system, unique experience

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Immerse yourself in a unique OneBlock experience! Start on a single block and build your own world step by step. On our server you will find exciting challenges, friendly community events and special features that take the classic OneBlock adventure to a new level. Whether alone or with friends – with us you can expect hours of fun and a server that is constantly being developed.

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Come and be part of our Minecraft journey! We look forward to welcoming you. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced Minecraft player – everyone is welcome!

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Love & Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mines Excavated:	4431	Animals Bred:	174
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love and peace reign supreme! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless fields of flowers.

Our server is home to a magical village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and the cows are known for their impeccable singing voices.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous group of chickens who have formed a secret society and are plotting to overthrow the peaceful regime. Will you join forces with the villagers to stop the chicken uprising?

Come join us on this wacky and whimsical server where the only rule is to spread love and joy to all who enter. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Zenless Zone Zero General Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, version 1.2, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ores Mined:	7900	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can ride through the fiery pits of Minecraft hell on a flaming horse!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions like “Why do creepers explode?” and “Why do zombies moan so much?”

If you’re feeling adventurous, check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz. They’ve survived countless creeper attacks and lived to tell the tale!

And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like the Overlord’s Feast, where you can dine with the most powerful mobs in all of Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a seat next to the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our exclusive codes like ZENLESSGIFT and HSAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC for epic loot and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

ShortKingCraft

Communication, compatibility, Connection, Cultural differences, dating etiquette, dating preferences, dating standards, gender dynamics, height discrimination, height preference, height requirements, Personal preferences, rejection, rejection sensitivity, second date, SELF AWARENESS, Self Respect, ShortKingCraft, social norms, tall women

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of being judged by your height in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height doesn’t matter at all! You can be a towering giant or a tiny elf, and everyone will still treat you like royalty.

Join us and experience a world where height requirements are a thing of the past. No more feeling like a “tall tree branch” just to make someone else feel more feminine. Here, everyone is equal, no matter how tall or short they may be.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Build your own kingdom, make friends with dragons, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows, you might just discover that true beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Join now and let your height be the least of your worries!

VeggieVibesMC SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, diet tips, food facts, health myths, health-conscious choices, Healthy Eating, healthy food, hidden health benefits, misleading food, natural foods, nutrient-dense foods, nutrient-rich options, nutrition, organic produce, plant based diet, smp, superfoods, VeggieVibesMC, weight loss, wellness, Whole Foods

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	174
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have discovered the ultimate secret to health and happiness – FOOD! But not just any food, oh no. We’re talking about the magical, mystical, and downright mind-blowing food that will make you question everything you thought you knew about nutrition.

Join us on this wild adventure as we uncover the truth behind the most deceivingly healthy foods in the Minecraft universe. From suspiciously nutritious cake to surprisingly beneficial cookies, you’ll never look at your inventory the same way again.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that can grant you superhuman abilities. Want to fly like a chicken or breathe underwater like a fish? Just munch on one of these bad boys and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and embark on a culinary journey like no other. Who knows, you might just discover the secret to eternal health and happiness…or at least have a good laugh along the way.

CringeCraft: The Movie

awful cinema, bad movie, cinematic disaster, CringeCraft, horrible flick, Movie, movie bomb, movie catastrophe, movie disappointment, movie disaster, movie dud, movie failure, movie flop, movie letdown, terrible film, worst movie, worst movie ever

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Animals Bred:	145
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Have you ever watched a movie so bad that you wished you could jump into a Minecraft server to escape the horror? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, China, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tension, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military drill, naval exercise, political tension, regional security, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuver, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute, united states

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	313	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

DadBodCraft – The Happier, Healthier Minecraft Server

children at home, Chronic illness, DadBodCraft, disabled care, elderly care, employed, family care, family health, happier, Happiness, healthier, Male, Minecraft, Server, Subjective health, Turkey data, well-educated, younger

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical potion for ur health, bro! If u a dude, young, got a job, smart as heck, not always sick, and just overall happy, den u gonna be feelin’ like a million bucks on dis server, I swear!

But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!

So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!