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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6183 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4098 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.