pretentious Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

avatars, BACKING, contradicting, Corpo, Cycle, debuts, formalities, games, Legacy, Life, Lore, merch, Minecraft, multimedia, necessary, Outdated, overcomplicated, pretentious, Server, Streamers, STREAMS, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3494	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Potions Brewed:	71	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that cuts straight to the fun without all the unnecessary lore and formalities? Look no further! Our server is all about getting straight to the action and having a blast with your fellow players.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs complicated backstories when you can just jump in and start building your dream world? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake – shh, don’t tell anyone!

So why waste time on servers that take themselves too seriously? Come join us for a wild ride filled with fun, friendship, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). See you in the game!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9870
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2673
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	89

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

PajamaPoliceCraft

affluent town, Bot, chatgpt, CONSERVATIVE, cousin, culture, fashion, Homeless, homeless shelter, Indiana, new york, NYC, old money towns, PajamaPoliceCraft, PAJAMAS, pretentious, Public, Rude, sensory issues, Sketchy, snobs

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

abstract, artistic expression, artistic vision, avant garde, CraftyGallery, EXPERIMENTAL, golf claps, immersive experience, indie game, innovative mechanics., interactive art, line drawing, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern art gallery, pretentious, Server, sticky note, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unconventional narrative, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, disconnected, elitist, entitled, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high society, ivory tower, Lavish, luxury, materialistic, Minecraft, Opulent, ostentatious, out of touch, pretentious, privileged, Rich, RichCraft, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Emeralds Found:	6979	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

aggravating, ANNOYING, Arrogant, besserwisser, BesserwissersMC, bothersome, condescending, frustrating, insufferable, IRRITATING, know-it-all, Minecraft, Obnoxious, overbearing, patronizing, pedantic, pompous, pretentious, self-righteous, Server, smug, superior, Ultimate, vexing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

BedtimeBattlesMC

AITAH, bartend, bedtime, BedtimeBattlesMC, central time, Communication, compromise, disagreement, discipline, fear, flexibility, james bond movie, late shift, law, lenient, parenting, Public, Son, undermining, undisciplined, Wife

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of being ruled by the bedtime police in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where bedtime is a thing of the past! We believe in flexibility and fun, just like this dad who let his son stay up late to watch James Bond. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all night long?

On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny, just like this dad who stood up to his wife and her strict bedtime rules. No more fear of being judged as an undisciplined parent – on our server, anything goes!

So come join us and let your inner rebel out. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a late-night battle against a horde of zombies, just like this dad fought against his wife’s strict rules. Let’s show the world that bedtime is just a suggestion, not a law!

PhilippineWorkz Minecraft Server

economic inequality, employment, Filipino workers, global labor index, human rights violations, Job Opportunities, job security, labor conditions, labor exploitation, labor laws, labor rights, labor standards, Minecraft, minimum wage, Philippines, PhilippineWorkz, Server, worker protection, worker safety, workers’ rights, working conditions, workplace conditions, worst countries for workers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

come join the minecraft server where all the workers are treated like kings and queens! forget about the philippines, here you can mine for diamonds and build your own castle! we have unicorns roaming around and free pizza every friday! plus, if you join now, you get a pet dragon to protect you from creepers! who needs the real world when you can escape to our magical server? join now and live your best blocky life!

Tin survival server Minecraft

Minecraft, PC, Smartphone, Tin survival server, Tough survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Animals Bred:	158
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Survival on smartphone and PC.

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Veach SMP – Where creepers have trust issues.

building, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, expand, Feedback, Issues, Join, Link, Minecraft, Other, released, Server, Small, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, Veach, Working

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	191
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Veach Minecraft Server

This server is a building based SMP server currently in development. Join now to provide feedback and suggestions!

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/gR6TGBgg6j

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server released?	No, the server is currently in development.
What type of server is Veach?	Veach is a building based SMP server.
How can I join the server?	Join through the Discord link provided above.
Is there an active community on the server?	As of now, there is a small community, but the goal is to expand it.

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

Alt ERP, Balmung, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, gaming events, In-game Events, jenova, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Ultros, Yo-Kai Watch Event, zurvan

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than this server that’s so epic, it makes the Ender Dragon look like a tiny lizard! Join now for in-game events that are crazier than a zombie apocalypse, like the Dragon Quest Collab where you can slay golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! How about the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can find more loot than a dungeon chest until June 24th? And don’t even get me started on the Yo-kai Watch Event re-run that’s happening until 7.0 – it’s like catching Pikachu in the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got meetups that are wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night! From Mario Party Salty Bets to Pirates and Treasure Planet adventures, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Diamonds Minecraft Server

diamonds, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of being rejected by women because of your looks? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in virtual babes in no time! Our pixelated world is filled with beautiful avatars who are just dying to date you – no need to worry about your awful personality here! So come on, join us and start building your love life one block at a time!

BrothersDiscordBetrayal

anime convention, apologies, Boundaries, breach of privacy, BrothersDiscordBetrayal, Communication, consent, Discord, Introvert, making connections, MAKING FRIENDS, Nintendo fanboy, online friendships, personal boundaries, privacy concerns, sharing information, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can make friends and maybe even find love? Look no further than our server! Just like how this guy helped his introverted brother find a potential girlfriend at an anime convention, we can help you find your player 2 in the game of love. Who knows, maybe you’ll meet your perfect match while building a castle together or fighting off creepers. Join now and let the magic of Minecraft bring people together!

Weekend Warriors Minecraft Server

avoiding burnout, career fulfillment, feeling fulfilled, finding purpose, life balance, maximizing free time, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, productivity, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, Stress Management, time for hobbies, Time management, Warriors, weekend, weekends off, work satisfaction, work schedule, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of the daily grind and feeling like a pixelated zombie in the real world? Well, fear not my blocky brethren, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom and monotony!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to be guarded by a herd of explosive sheep. Or test your survival skills in our custom-built Hunger Games arena, where the stakes are high and the creepers are even higher.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, guaranteed to make your stomach drop faster than a stack of anvils. And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge your friends to a build-off where the theme is “medieval castles made entirely of cake.”

So why waste your precious weekends on mundane activities when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

InstaThirstyBoysMC

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable Instagram habits? Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all types of thirst traps, whether you’re in a serious relationship or not! Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to resist double tapping on those spicy pics. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of exes who will haunt you until you admit your thirst trap addiction. So come join us for a wild ride of Instagram drama and pixelated adventures!

FoodCraft Land

cuisine, Culinary, culinary geography, DISHES, food culture, food dishes, food history, food names, food naming, food origins, food trends, FoodCraft, foods, geography, Land, location names, locations, Naming, naming conventions, Origins, rare

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6325	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

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