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Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

avatars, BACKING, contradicting, Corpo, Cycle, debuts, formalities, games, Legacy, Life, Lore, merch, Minecraft, multimedia, necessary, Outdated, overcomplicated, pretentious, Server, Streamers, STREAMS, VIBE, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that cuts straight to the fun without all the unnecessary lore and formalities? Look no further! Our server is all about getting straight to the action and having a blast with your fellow players.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs complicated backstories when you can just jump in and start building your dream world? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake – shh, don’t tell anyone!

So why waste time on servers that take themselves too seriously? Come join us for a wild ride filled with fun, friendship, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). See you in the game!

Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

artsy, Cinema, critique, film, film analysis, film commentary, film community, film criticism, film culture, film discussion, film enthusiasts, film review, Fun, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, pretentious, pretentious film, pseuds, review, smp, Sorry., Time, wank

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

PajamaPoliceCraft

affluent town, Bot, chatgpt, CONSERVATIVE, cousin, culture, fashion, Homeless, homeless shelter, Indiana, new york, NYC, old money towns, PajamaPoliceCraft, PAJAMAS, pretentious, Public, Rude, sensory issues, Sketchy, snobs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	4199	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Votes:	5401	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	New Chunks Explored:	355454
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

abstract, artistic expression, artistic vision, avant garde, CraftyGallery, EXPERIMENTAL, golf claps, immersive experience, indie game, innovative mechanics., interactive art, line drawing, Minecraft, minimalist design, modern art gallery, pretentious, Server, sticky note, Thought-provoking, Unconventional, unconventional narrative, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	71
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, disconnected, elitist, entitled, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high society, ivory tower, Lavish, luxury, materialistic, Minecraft, Opulent, ostentatious, out of touch, pretentious, privileged, Rich, RichCraft, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5478
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2716	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

aggravating, ANNOYING, Arrogant, besserwisser, BesserwissersMC, bothersome, condescending, frustrating, insufferable, IRRITATING, know-it-all, Minecraft, Obnoxious, overbearing, patronizing, pedantic, pompous, pretentious, self-righteous, Server, smug, superior, Ultimate, vexing

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	147	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

HateBlock Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Arrogant, closed-minded, dishonest, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, entitled, Fake, HateBlock, inconsiderate, insincere, INSTANT, judgmental, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pretentious, Rude, selfish, Server, Shallow, Unfriendly, unkind, untrustworthy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8539	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by players who dislike anyone who doesn’t wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. That’s right, if you’re not rocking a pumpkin helmet, you’re outta here!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled, they’re the true masterminds pulling the strings.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, don’t forget your pumpkin helmet!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6326
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Potions Brewed:	194

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	414
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8359	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3527

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ores Mined:	3369
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	9884

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Gods Slained:	2	Mines Excavated:	4965
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6092
Votes:	2590	Secret Passages Found:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9005	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Enchantments Applied:	277

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

Gender Surgery Fun Land

Fun, gender, gender affirmation, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Incongruence, gender transition, gender-affirming interventions, gender-affirming treatments, Genital Gender-Affirming Surgery, Land, LGBTQ+ healthcare, mental health, psychiatric comorbidities, psychological well-being, surgery, transgender community, transgender health, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender research, transgender rights, transgender surgery

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

What is the IP for COLETHEMAN Minecraft Server?

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

VoxelSMP Lifesteal

Adapt, alliances, Bans Reset, base, BUILD, challenge, Griefing, Hardcore, Intruders, join today, LifeSteal, Protect Base, Sethome, Strategic, strongest player, Sunday Reset, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, VoxelSMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Votes:	481	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

**VoxelSMP – LIFESTEAL! [ALPHA]**

In VoxelSMP, survival becomes the ultimate challenge! Your goal is to become the strongest player. So, what are you waiting for? Join today and face the challenge!

On this server, griefing is allowed, as well as forming teams. Work together or play against each other – the choice is yours. The most important thing is to survive as long as possible and protect your base.

A special feature of VoxelSMP is that bans are reset every Sunday. This means banned players get a new chance to rejoin the game and try their luck again.

VoxelSMP offers a simple vanilla survival experience but with a hardcore twist. Build your base and keep it safe from intruders. Form alliances and use the command /sethome to ensure you can always return home. Your survival depends on your ability to think strategically and adapt.

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