Pretentious MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mystic Smugness 1.20.2

Mysterious, Enigmatic, smug, Wise, intuition

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the secrets of the smug girl! She’s probably hiding diamonds in her pockets or something.

We have a community of players who are all trying to figure out what this smug girl’s deal is. Maybe she’s secretly a Minecraft pro who can teach us all her ways.

Plus, our server has custom mods that will make your Minecraft experience even more wild and unpredictable. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground lair full of treasure while trying to uncover the mystery of the smug girl.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join in on the chaos and confusion. The smug girl is waiting for you to join our server and discover the truth behind her mysterious aura.

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ChopstickNoobHub

Manners, cultural sensitivity, immigrant experience, utensils, pretentious

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate chopstick showdown! Are you a chopstick master like the OP, or are you like her husband struggling to hold them properly? Battle it out in epic chopstick challenges and show off your skills to the world! Plus, we have a special udon festival event where you can impress the judges with your chopstick finesse. Don’t be like the SIL and use a fork, join us and embrace the chopstick life!

Server IP: chopstickmaster.About.chopsticks

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BlockheadsRUs

conceited, Vanity, egotistical, self-importance, bragging

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

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DumbCraft: Noob Alert!

overestimation, superiority complex, ALERT, subtle signs, Behavior

If they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet, obviously! Our server is so smart, it once outsmarted a creeper by convincing it that exploding was so last season. Join us for epic adventures, mind-bending puzzles, and the chance to mine diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a wizard. Don’t be a square, join our server and show off your big brain (or at least pretend like you have one)!

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NephewNotFound Minecraft Server

Identical twin, formal, liv, NephewNotFound, technically related

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by the name of a baby. With a husband who insists on calling the baby FranklinDelano and a wife who only wants to call him Frankie, the tension is higher than a creeper about to explode.

Will you choose sides and join Team Frankie or Team FranklinDelano? Only on our server will you find such intense family drama that even Shakespeare would be jealous.

So come on over and join the chaos – because on our server, the drama never stops!

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Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

Realm, manga critique, manga art, pretentious manga, Manga fandom

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

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Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

Streamers, overcomplicated, STREAMS, contradicting, virtual

Looking for a Minecraft server that cuts straight to the fun without all the unnecessary lore and formalities? Look no further! Our server is all about getting straight to the action and having a blast with your fellow players.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs complicated backstories when you can just jump in and start building your dream world? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake – shh, don’t tell anyone!

So why waste time on servers that take themselves too seriously? Come join us for a wild ride filled with fun, friendship, and maybe a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). See you in the game!

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Wank Minecraft SMP Fun Time

film community, pseuds, critique, Time, review

Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.

Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!

So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.

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PajamaPoliceCraft

old money towns, NYC, fashion, chatgpt, snobs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone dresses the same and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can wear Cookie Monster pajamas and oversized hoodies with pride! We don’t care if you look like you just rolled out of bed, in fact, we encourage it!

Explore our main strip in your comfiest attire and watch as the villagers give you weird looks and the cops offer to buy you food. It’s all part of the experience! And if anyone dares to judge you, just “clap back” like a true Minecraft warrior.

Don’t conform to the norms of other servers, join us and embrace your inner rebel. Who needs jeans when you can have fun in your pajamas? So come on, leave the snobs behind and join our wacky world where anything goes!

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SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, snobbish, BIAS, all time, artsy

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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