Pretending To Love MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

forced smiles, peer pressure, fake enthusiasm, false enjoyment, enjoyment

Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

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HatePretendCraft

forced positivity, Hidden feelings, insincerity, facade, pretending to enjoy

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of people pretending to like things they actually hate! Our server is a safe haven for all those who are tired of fake smiles and forced enthusiasm.

On our server, you can unleash your true feelings without fear of judgment. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger to express your disdain for something? Go for it! Feel like creating a dungeon filled with mobs that represent all the things you secretly hate? No problem!

We encourage our players to be their authentic selves and embrace their inner haters. So if you’re ready to let your true feelings shine in a hilarious and outrageous way, join our server today!

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StepGrandmaLoveCraft

Harassment, Stepfather, Vile names, relationship, Disappointment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of your own family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all the drama happening in your life. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about your virtual family members harassing you or calling you names – unless it’s all in good fun!

Join now and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant pixelated statue. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own virtual family and make memories that will last a lifetime – or until the next server reset!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Just remember, in this world, the only blocks being thrown are the ones you mine yourself.

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HairDyeHavoc Minecraft Server

Preferences, Self-expression, Opinions, husband, Decision making

Are you tired of being told what to do with your own hair? Join our Minecraft server where you can dye your virtual hair any color you want without any judgment from your virtual spouse!

Our server is a safe haven for all hair dye enthusiasts who want to express themselves freely. No more worrying about someone else’s opinion on your hair color choices – here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of available dye colors in the game).

So come join us and let your hair down, literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual spouse who loves your blue/teal hair as much as you do. Let your creativity shine in our pixelated world – because life’s too short for boring hair!

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StepMomSlayinGFs

VALUES, meat, personal space, family, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Ben’s request to change his step-dad’s entire lifestyle? Look no further! Join our server for the most insane adventures and drama you can imagine!

We’ve got more drama than Liv living with her step-dad who refuses to change his ways. Witness the chaos as players try to convince each other to switch from mining for diamonds to mining for tofu! And don’t forget the mounts on the walls – they’re not going anywhere, just like the crazy antics on our server!

Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate showdown between family members trying to navigate through the ups and downs of living together in Minecraft. Who will come out on top – the step-dad who loves his meat and alcohol, or the college kids trying to make a change? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness for yourself!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

bizarre inquiry, curious inquiry, unusual query, eccentric question, strange question

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old questions like “What’s your favorite block?” or “How many diamonds do you have?” Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server if you want to be asked the most outrageous and hilarious questions like “Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized creepers or one creeper-sized chicken?” or “If you could have any mob as a pet, which one would you choose and why?”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance battles. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Pigman King, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, his dance moves are unbeatable!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun! Who knows what crazy adventures and bizarre questions await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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CraftyLoveGoneWrong

20. Long term effects., 15. Resilience, 9. Infidelity, 6. Heartbreak, 5. Betrayal

Are you tired of your partner stealing the blankets at night or leaving the toilet seat up? Well, it’s time to ditch them and join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is the perfect escape from relationship drama because the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets to build the next epic castle.

Join us for a world where lava flows like wine and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have survived zombie apocalypses, built roller coasters to the moon, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations – we have a team of trained llamas ready to spit on anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

So say goodbye to your partner’s annoying habits and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of – without the pesky interruptions of real life relationships.

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BidenCraft: Arab Peacekeepers Server

Peacekeepers, palestine, idf, gaza, Ceasefire

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got arab forces keepin’ da peace in gaza, not da IDF! like, who even knew arab forces were into minecraft, amirite? they be buildin’ peace and blockin’ haters left and right! come join us for some epic build battles and peace keepin’ adventures! it’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftpeacekeepers #arabforcesrock #blockinthehaters

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Missile Mayhem in Minecraft

nato, Defense, Decision making, eastern europe, Crisis

lol u know what’s better than poland downing russian missiles? joining our epic minecraft server! come join us and u can be part of the action too! we have so many crazy things happening in our server, like flying pigs and talking cows. u can even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots fireballs! so why wait? join our server now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

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NoWiredPhones2030

wireless technology, mobile devices, connectivity, wireless charging, innovation

u know wat else u will see in 20 years? our epic minecraft server with no wired ports on it either! join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans. we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons as DJs. if u want to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely of cake, then this is the place for u. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where u can meet unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. so why wait? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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